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[muji]

"We do not vote on my ship because my ship is not the rutting town hall."

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[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"I can’t stand burnt toast. I loathe bus stations, terrible places, full of lost luggage and lost souls."

[bcgphoenix]

"That explains the subway this morning."

"It was fourteen seconds late. Big deal."

"The train is never late!"

"Unless you made it late...using only your mind."

[aberration]

"This is macaroni and cheese. It's what Americans eat when they want to commit suicide slowly."

[bcgphoenix]

"Hope is great. We need caffeine."

[aberration]

"What's your superpower? Punching bag?"

[morelikeasponge.livejournal.com]

"There are still Flintstones Chewables, right?"

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"Sir, I think Mr. Matthews is confused."

"Never mind, I’ll have him completely bewildered by the time I’m finished."