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Trolling Tumblr askboxes as Billy Mays is so much fun you guise.
Fromfightingthecage:
The User Guide to My Pup: what are a few things that people should know about tagging your pup? This is particularly handy when pups are post-canon/have gone AU/radically changed their appearance since canon, etc. But also handy for new interactions. For example, does your pup immediately become murderous on seeing people who wear green? Handy to know!
We had this a little over a year ago, if you want a look-see.
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fightingthecage:The User Guide to My Pup: what are a few things that people should know about tagging your pup? This is particularly handy when pups are post-canon/have gone AU/radically changed their appearance since canon, etc. But also handy for new interactions. For example, does your pup immediately become murderous on seeing people who wear green? Handy to know!
We had this a little over a year ago, if you want a look-see.
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The User Guide to Connor Kenway:
1. As it stands right now, he's four years old, and his dad is out of the picture. (Later on he will try to kill Connor, but that is irrelevant right now.) Point being, he's something of a mama's boy, being she's the only parent he has. Please don't diss her.
2. When he is a teenager - likely even well beyond - any attempts at flirting with him will soar so far above his head it'll break through the stratosphere. No, seriously. It'd be like trying to pick up a brick wall. Only a brick wall has enough social sense to just be a brick wall.
3. Please don't touch him? He has a noticeable Thing about it in-canon, being that physical contact between strangers is taboo in the Kanien'kehá:ka.
(Yes, this includes handshakes, pats on the shoulder, and hugs.)
If he is on friendly terms with you, or you are significantly bigger than him, though, he probably won't make much an issue about it.
4. During the course of canon, the Mohawk live in what is now upstate New York, and their primary food staples are corn, beans, and squash, supplemented with soups, stews, cornbread, and whatever they can get from fishing and hunting. They have never hunted buffalo, nor worn headdresses or headbands. If your pup mistakes Connor for a Plains Indian like the Sioux, he's going to be befuddled to hell and gone.
5. As a mun, there are certain things inherent to Connor's character that I must tread lightly regarding. Any discussion relating to Mohawk religious beliefs, tribal stories, or spirituality is one of those. Please keep this in mind. In addition, Connor is not even close to a medicine man. Please keep this in mind, too.
6. He gets to captain a ship in canon. Eventually, he'll bring it to the inlet. Yes, it will be as awesome as it sounds. Yes, you can (more likely than not) come aboard. Yes, you can (more likely than not) go belowdecks. Yes, you can (if he decides you are trustworthy enough) go for a cruise with him in his world if you don't mind going into harm's way. No, you can't start messing around with the sails, powder, or cannon unless they're on a mission and he gives you a job that involves doing just that. And no, you may definitely not mess with the helm while they're underway.
No stealing the captain's tricorn, either.
Well, maybe if he likes you.
The User Guide to Mako:
1. The scarf stays.
2. You'll likely find him to be socially withdrawn. That's just Mako being Mako - the way he's lived his life, he can't help it.
3. Flirting with him will likely result in a muttered declaration of disinterest.
The User Guide to Voodoo/John Marston:
Both of these dudes were covered pretty well in the last DE, I think. If you have a thirst for knowledge that that doesn't quench, you can always ping, email, or PM me.