Daily Entertainment: Hanging a Lampshade

[thisisnotajournal]

Did you know that gummy bears and scotch make a great preworkout?

That's because it isn't true.

Today, from thebattycakes!

Post in with your pups who want to play and people can ask them their burning questions about canon and the pups will answer. Questions can be about plot holes, unexplained happenings, motivations, or whatever, and the pup's answers can either be thought out and explained (and of course the answers can be your own headcanon), or not! However they'd like to answer.

Comments

[harryhotspur]

Harry Percy (Henry IV Part 1)
Viola (Twelfth Night)
Arabella Strange (Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell)

[tu_vas_triompher]

((no but hotspur tell us how you really feel about prince harry))

[harryhotspur]

[response censored]

[tu_vas_triompher]

((...right, right, gotcha, but when you say sword do you mean the literal pointy metal thing or are we a little more figurative))

[inanhour]

if you like books so much why do you not MARRY ONE.

[livinginmyglass]

idk probably because i don't fall in love with everything the second i lay eyes on it

....except orsino

[inanhour]

excuse you my eyes are a fairer judge than your ...

anyway you spend all your time reading books certainly you know them well enough. ARE YOU LEADING THEM ASTRAY

[livinginmyglass]

i wouldn't dare, because then you'd probably try to duel a book

[inanhour]

it couldn't even hold a sword. would we duel in paper cuts?

[inanhour]

ALSO ALSO

would you second me or the book

[livinginmyglass]

i don't know it would be really hard to decide who needed more help, you or an inanimate object

[inanhour]

): ): ):

at least i don't romance books

[livinginmyglass]

why are men so sensitive

[inanhour]

why are women so MEAN

anyway do you wanna go build a snowman play balderdash or something

[livinginmyglass]

.....yeah ok

[1nv1nc1ble]

"Dude, I am so very glad that I'm an only child."

(Snrk)

"What are you laughing at?!"

(Nothing. Never mind.)

[aka_casanova]

Giovanni is siding with Sebastian on this. Put-upon twins of girls have to stick together.

[the_lioness]

Yeah? Well GUESS WHO has Viola's back here, hmmm? Even if Sebastian is the one with the sharp, pointy stick.




....so hey, Sebastian wanna duel?

[inanhour]

y E S

er i mean as a civilized gentleman of course i'd either spar or must insist on a proper challenge

also if you could pretend you were a guy in the meantime that'd really make me feel better about it. i mean you don't have to be a guy you can just pretend. my dignity is easily mended by imagination.

[the_lioness]

Duel, spar... practice. I don't want to kill you, of course. I don't even know you.

And I am a boy. OBVIOUSLY.

*shifty look*

I just happen to think Vi... Cesario... is delightful. In a manly way. Um.

I'm glad your dignity is easily mended by pretense. I'll endeavor not to wound it further, regardless. Hey, you sound like Thom. Ha ha! *sidles off*

[inanhour]

WAIT

WHAT

I CAN HOLD MY OWN AGAINST ALL MEN, BE THEY GIRLISH OR NOT.

really

i can

>:(

[genarti]

(I just feel the need to say that I adore this entire comment thread, oh my god, all of you.)

[livinginmyglass]

HECK YES THANK YOU FINALLY SISTERS BEFORE MISTERS AM I RRriiiiiiight

i mean

bros before

...twins? uh

[inanhour]

frenz before twenz

I SEE HOW IT IS

[ooc: /coughs. Sorry]