Daily Entertainment: Hanging a Lampshade

[thisisnotajournal]

Did you know that gummy bears and scotch make a great preworkout?

That's because it isn't true.

Today, from thebattycakes!

Post in with your pups who want to play and people can ask them their burning questions about canon and the pups will answer. Questions can be about plot holes, unexplained happenings, motivations, or whatever, and the pup's answers can either be thought out and explained (and of course the answers can be your own headcanon), or not! However they'd like to answer.

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[thisisnotajournal]

Voodoo (boston_bruiser), Medal of Honor reboot
Mako (fantasticfireferret), Avatar: The Legend of Korra
Connor Kenway (lifethatisscratched), Assassin's Creed III and assorted DLC
B.J Blazkowicz (nohillforastepper), Wolfenstein franchise and assorted DLC
Ellie (stillwaitingformyturn), The Last of Us and assorted DLC
Lieutenant Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (maverick_mitchell), Top Gun

[dejah_thoris]

Dejah Thoris (points to journal name) John Carter *The 2012 Disney film, not the 1918 pulp fiction novel, which in movie canon is basically fanfic. Also, Dejah Thoris is a Disney princess FIGHT ME. Ahem.

[onceaviking]

This guy (mostly True Blood canon with a little book thrown in because it amuses me and because we were robbed - robbed - of the tiny, red underwear)

Elrond Half-Elven (mostly book canon)

[hasthehighground]

Clint Barton (hasthehighground), Pacific Rim
Darcy Lewis (tased_lightning), MCU
Melinda May (not_the_cavalry, ... also MCU? Agents of SHIELD
umm hmm talky folks
I guess also Legolas (findsthesun), Lord of the Rings
and (assuming app goes through):
Sebastian of Messaline aka Roderigo (inanhour), Twelfth Night

[athelstanthescribe]

Athelstan
Giovanni
Michael Carpenter
Jonathan Levinson
Nancy (Doctor Who)
Cadfael
Gavroche
Ichabod
Norrington

[harryhotspur]

For Legolas: What did you and Gimli get up to on that post-canon Middle Earth road trip?

[tu_vas_triompher]

Bossuet and Feuilly - Les Misérables
Gredya - Nick O'Donohoe's Crossroads books
Djehuty - Ancient Egyptian religion
The Chief - Where in the World is Carmen Sandieg? (...the kids' gameshow)

[bcgphoenix]

Felix Gaeta (Battlestar Galactica)
Curtis Everett (Snowpiercer)
Bolin (Legend of Korra)
Olivia Dunham (Fringe)

[varadia]

X-23, Marvel Comics (cutting_edgex23)
Raven, who sets things right, Religion (creator_raven)
Ysalwen Surana, Dragon Age: Origins etc (freedom_is_grey)
Wonder Woman, DC Comics, volume 2 and some 3 pre-Final Crisis (themysciran_diana)
Dean Winchester, Supernatural (hopeitsworthit)
Michael the Archangel, Whiskey and Water, part of The Promethean Age (theunsmiling)
Nynaeve al'Meara, The Wheel of Time (not_only_wisdom)
Galadan, The Fionavar Tapestry (wolflord_andain)

[thewidewideworld]

Jason Todd (DC New52)
Sinric the Wanderer (Vikings)
Diaval the raven (Maleficent)
David Detector & Minx (Speed Racer movie)
Olivier de Bretagne (Brother Cadfael Chronicles)

[last_kallig]

Ibani (Star Wars the Old Republic)

Kreyu (Fireborn RPG)

[the_lioness]

Alan(na) of Trebond: the_lioness, The Song of the Lioness quartet, by Tamora Pierce
Grace Hanadarko: headed4hell, Saving Grace TV show
Elizabeth: try_corsets, Pirates of the Caribbean
Thayet: peerless_thayet, Song of the Lioness and other Tortall books
Karou: a_mad_hope, Daughter of Smoke and Bone trilogy
Jim Craig: snowy_river_man, The Man From Snowy River
Doctor Evil: doc_evil, the Austin Powers movies
Lana Kane: truckasaurus_mitts, Archer
and Derek Hale: alpha_loomer, Teen Wolf.

[sdelmonte]

Alex Knox - Batman (1989 film)
James T. Kirk - Star Trek (original series)
Cyborg - Teen Titans cartoon (original series)
Vic Saga aka Charlie aka The Question - DC Comics (1986-2011)
Swamp Thing - DC Comics (current continuity)
Joshamee Gibbs - Pirates of the Caribbean (hey, this has never been rebooted!)

[hecu_marine]

Gordon Freeman, acts_of_gord, Half-Life series
Adrian Shephard, hecu_marine, Half-Life: Opposing Force
Ellen Park, aaaaaaaagh_sky, Fallout 3
Stacker Pentecost, neverbelievedintheend, Pacific Rim
Edward Kenway, jackdaws_master, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Varric Tethras, igetthatalot, Dragon Age 2 and Dragon Age: Inquisition
Fawkes, calmhrtprevails, Fallout 3
El Santo, el_enmascarado_de_plata, roughly 40 different lucha libre movies
Wee Mad Arthur, wee_mad_arthur, Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels

[genarti]

Enjolras (pro_patria_mortuus), Les Misérables (book)
Cosette Fauchelevent Pontmercy (lark_in_flight), Les Misérables (book)
Thor Odinson (mjolnir_retriever), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Kazul (dragon_dealt), The Enchanted Forest Chronicles
Trowa Barton (3nanashi), Gundam Wing (plus Endless Waltz sequel movie and Episode Zero prequel manga)
River Tam (river_meimei), Firefly and Serenity

[i_am_your_host]

Dear Eric,
What about the tiny red underwear?
-Emcee

[harryhotspur]

Feuilly: How long did that carving in the wall take??

[harryhotspur]

Cosette: thoughts on the mistaken handkerchief incident

[harryhotspur]

Harry Percy (Henry IV Part 1)
Viola (Twelfth Night)
Arabella Strange (Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell)

[i_am_your_host]

The Master of Ceremonies (Cabaret - primarily the Broadway production but with a very vague undercurrent of the movie)
Pam Swynford De Beaufort (True Blood - solely TV as I haven't read the books)
Floki (Vikings)

[lark_in_flight]

The management is sorry: Cosette will answer this question just as soon as she stops cracking up about it.





Aaaaaaaaany minute now!

[sdelmonte]

So what's the real reason Jane Foster wasn't around for Avengers 2?

[dejah_thoris]

Curtis, why did they do a head count? I mean, it's a train. Where the hell do they think people are going to go?

[bjornwilde]

I loved the idea of this one when it hit my inbox...
Ahsoka Tano (SW: Clone Wars)
Asajj Ventress (SW: Clone Wars)
Quinlan Vos (SW: Republic)
Hank McCoy (X-Men movies)
Rollo Rognvaldsson (Vikings)
Shinatose Izana (Sidonia no Kishi, aka Knights of Sidonia)
Sam Wilson (MCU)
Luidaeg (October Daye)
Selina Kyle (Gotham)

[2goodarms]

They did it to adjust the food rations. You missed head count three times in a row, you got stricken off the rations count permanently. Didn't matter if you were too sick or weak to get up to the distribution point. Guess Wilford got pissed we weren't respecting his generosity enough.