Daily Entertainment: Hanging a Lampshade

[thisisnotajournal]

Did you know that gummy bears and scotch make a great preworkout?

That's because it isn't true.

Today, from thebattycakes!

Post in with your pups who want to play and people can ask them their burning questions about canon and the pups will answer. Questions can be about plot holes, unexplained happenings, motivations, or whatever, and the pup's answers can either be thought out and explained (and of course the answers can be your own headcanon), or not! However they'd like to answer.

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[thisisnotajournal]

Voodoo (boston_bruiser), Medal of Honor reboot
Mako (fantasticfireferret), Avatar: The Legend of Korra
Connor Kenway (lifethatisscratched), Assassin's Creed III and assorted DLC
B.J Blazkowicz (nohillforastepper), Wolfenstein franchise and assorted DLC
Ellie (stillwaitingformyturn), The Last of Us and assorted DLC
Lieutenant Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (maverick_mitchell), Top Gun

[i_am_your_host]

Captain Blazkowicz, darling, do you think that the moment will ever come when I can call you Captain BJ with a straight face?

[dejah_thoris]

Dejah Thoris (points to journal name) John Carter *The 2012 Disney film, not the 1918 pulp fiction novel, which in movie canon is basically fanfic. Also, Dejah Thoris is a Disney princess FIGHT ME. Ahem.

[notapilot]

So...Jeddak Thoris? Do you think any of the other planets in your solar system are inhabited?

[onceaviking]

This guy (mostly True Blood canon with a little book thrown in because it amuses me and because we were robbed - robbed - of the tiny, red underwear)

Elrond Half-Elven (mostly book canon)

[i_am_your_host]

Dear Eric,
What about the tiny red underwear?
-Emcee

[hasthehighground]

Clint Barton (hasthehighground), Pacific Rim
Darcy Lewis (tased_lightning), MCU
Melinda May (not_the_cavalry, ... also MCU? Agents of SHIELD
umm hmm talky folks
I guess also Legolas (findsthesun), Lord of the Rings
and (assuming app goes through):
Sebastian of Messaline aka Roderigo (inanhour), Twelfth Night

[harryhotspur]

For Legolas: What did you and Gimli get up to on that post-canon Middle Earth road trip?

[athelstanthescribe]

Athelstan
Giovanni
Michael Carpenter
Jonathan Levinson
Nancy (Doctor Who)
Cadfael
Gavroche
Ichabod
Norrington

[i_am_your_host]

Ichabod, darling, I feel that I would get along immensely with Benjamin Franklin. What do you think?

[tu_vas_triompher]

Bossuet and Feuilly - Les Misérables
Gredya - Nick O'Donohoe's Crossroads books
Djehuty - Ancient Egyptian religion
The Chief - Where in the World is Carmen Sandieg? (...the kids' gameshow)

[harryhotspur]

Feuilly: How long did that carving in the wall take??

[bcgphoenix]

Felix Gaeta (Battlestar Galactica)
Curtis Everett (Snowpiercer)
Bolin (Legend of Korra)
Olivia Dunham (Fringe)

[dejah_thoris]

Curtis, why did they do a head count? I mean, it's a train. Where the hell do they think people are going to go?

[varadia]

X-23, Marvel Comics (cutting_edgex23)
Raven, who sets things right, Religion (creator_raven)
Ysalwen Surana, Dragon Age: Origins etc (freedom_is_grey)
Wonder Woman, DC Comics, volume 2 and some 3 pre-Final Crisis (themysciran_diana)
Dean Winchester, Supernatural (hopeitsworthit)
Michael the Archangel, Whiskey and Water, part of The Promethean Age (theunsmiling)
Nynaeve al'Meara, The Wheel of Time (not_only_wisdom)
Galadan, The Fionavar Tapestry (wolflord_andain)

[thewidewideworld]

Jason Todd (DC New52)
Sinric the Wanderer (Vikings)
Diaval the raven (Maleficent)
David Detector & Minx (Speed Racer movie)
Olivier de Bretagne (Brother Cadfael Chronicles)

[last_kallig]

Ibani (Star Wars the Old Republic)

Kreyu (Fireborn RPG)

[the_lioness]

Alan(na) of Trebond: the_lioness, The Song of the Lioness quartet, by Tamora Pierce
Grace Hanadarko: headed4hell, Saving Grace TV show
Elizabeth: try_corsets, Pirates of the Caribbean
Thayet: peerless_thayet, Song of the Lioness and other Tortall books
Karou: a_mad_hope, Daughter of Smoke and Bone trilogy
Jim Craig: snowy_river_man, The Man From Snowy River
Doctor Evil: doc_evil, the Austin Powers movies
Lana Kane: truckasaurus_mitts, Archer
and Derek Hale: alpha_loomer, Teen Wolf.

[ceitfianna]

Alanna, what's the most annoying thing about always being surrounded by boys?

Grace, what's your favorite drink?

Derek, what's the most annoying thing about dealing with Stiles and Scott?

[sdelmonte]

Alex Knox - Batman (1989 film)
James T. Kirk - Star Trek (original series)
Cyborg - Teen Titans cartoon (original series)
Vic Saga aka Charlie aka The Question - DC Comics (1986-2011)
Swamp Thing - DC Comics (current continuity)
Joshamee Gibbs - Pirates of the Caribbean (hey, this has never been rebooted!)

[thebattycakes]

Captain Kirk - When you stole the Enterprise to go and get Spock did you think that was going to be the end of your career, or did you go in believing things would turn out all right in the end?

[hecu_marine]

Gordon Freeman, acts_of_gord, Half-Life series
Adrian Shephard, hecu_marine, Half-Life: Opposing Force
Ellen Park, aaaaaaaagh_sky, Fallout 3
Stacker Pentecost, neverbelievedintheend, Pacific Rim
Edward Kenway, jackdaws_master, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Varric Tethras, igetthatalot, Dragon Age 2 and Dragon Age: Inquisition
Fawkes, calmhrtprevails, Fallout 3
El Santo, el_enmascarado_de_plata, roughly 40 different lucha libre movies
Wee Mad Arthur, wee_mad_arthur, Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels

[merryeccentricities]

El Santo: how did you become a Luchador?

((Also this mun is forever delighted that an El Santo exists))

[genarti]

Enjolras (pro_patria_mortuus), Les Misérables (book)
Cosette Fauchelevent Pontmercy (lark_in_flight), Les Misérables (book)
Thor Odinson (mjolnir_retriever), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Kazul (dragon_dealt), The Enchanted Forest Chronicles
Trowa Barton (3nanashi), Gundam Wing (plus Endless Waltz sequel movie and Episode Zero prequel manga)
River Tam (river_meimei), Firefly and Serenity

[harryhotspur]

Cosette: thoughts on the mistaken handkerchief incident

[harryhotspur]

Harry Percy (Henry IV Part 1)
Viola (Twelfth Night)
Arabella Strange (Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell)

[tu_vas_triompher]

((no but hotspur tell us how you really feel about prince harry))

[i_am_your_host]

The Master of Ceremonies (Cabaret - primarily the Broadway production but with a very vague undercurrent of the movie)
Pam Swynford De Beaufort (True Blood - solely TV as I haven't read the books)
Floki (Vikings)

[bjornwilde]

I loved the idea of this one when it hit my inbox...
Ahsoka Tano (SW: Clone Wars)
Asajj Ventress (SW: Clone Wars)
Quinlan Vos (SW: Republic)
Hank McCoy (X-Men movies)
Rollo Rognvaldsson (Vikings)
Shinatose Izana (Sidonia no Kishi, aka Knights of Sidonia)
Sam Wilson (MCU)
Luidaeg (October Daye)
Selina Kyle (Gotham)

[ceitfianna]

Ahsoka, what's your favorite part of working with clones?

Rollo, don't you ever braid your hair?

Luidaeg, do you prefer the taste of salt water to fresh water? Also, favorite type of donut?

[protect_and_survey]

*flings them all in*

Jemma Simmons
Oswin Oswald
Katya
Glorfindel
William Blakeney
'Bones' McCoy
Ace McShane
Sam Stewart

[silveraspen]

Sure, okay...

James 'Bucky' Barnes
Captain Jack Sparrow
Moiraine Sedai
Louis Hoshi
Laura Roslin
Sam Winchester
Nick Sayre
Gabriel Tam
Kim Ford

[whatisastiles]

Laura, what's the biggest similarity between being a teacher and being President of the Colonies?

[alexiscartwheel]

Lady Mary (Downton Abbey)
Carol Danvers (Marvel)
Stiles (Teen Wolf)

[ceitfianna]

Stiles, what's your favorite part of being the Sheriff's son?

[wings_of_a_swan]

Combeferre (wings_of_a_swan) (Les Miserables, book)

Jehan Prouvaire (vive_lavenir)
(Ditto)

[tu_vas_triompher]

So, Prouvaire...what exactly are you a student of, anyway?

[inlovewithwords]

Eriond (completederrand), David Eddings' Belgariad/Mallorean saga
Henry Mills (operates_cobra), Once Upon a Time
Evelyn Trevelyan (inquisitions_anchor), Dragon Age: Inquisition
Lois Lane (presspasskey), Smallville
Tavi (student_of_impossibility), Codex Alera

[have_no_mercy]

I return! Ask away.

[fluffiest_archadian]

Fujita Yugo orange_lily
Sherral Maduin fluffiest_archadian
Eden Llyx arkadia

[thebattycakes]

ACK! I don't know how fast I'll be to answer, or when I'll be able to ask questions (because I have them!) thanks to being swamped at work, but I'll toss these folks in:

Bill Pardy wheelsy_sheriff (SLiTHER)
Hellboy bprd_agent_red (Hellboy films)
Logan adamantiumloner (X-men comics, although I'm not very up to date on his canon and I am no where near in the know on current MCU)
Matt Murdock man_without_fear (Daredevil Netflix)
Charlie Kenton out_on_the_mat (Real Steel)

[annalalaith]

yeah, I don't have any for your pups, but Hi!