Daily Entertainment: Hanging a Lampshade

[thisisnotajournal]

Did you know that gummy bears and scotch make a great preworkout?

That's because it isn't true.

Today, from thebattycakes!

Post in with your pups who want to play and people can ask them their burning questions about canon and the pups will answer. Questions can be about plot holes, unexplained happenings, motivations, or whatever, and the pup's answers can either be thought out and explained (and of course the answers can be your own headcanon), or not! However they'd like to answer.

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[doc_evil]

"Naturally I pursued many subjects over the years in my quest to achieve the ultimate in an e-vil education. For a time I considered economics, but by then I had met Number Two and also realized it was incredibl-y bo-ring. I moved on to anthropology, but abandoned that the first time my teacher tried to measure my exceptionally evil skull. Yeah. That's a thing.

"My second year I fell in love with a Belgian elbow model named Bernice and had an existential crisis, so I decided to become a philosopher. I titled my term paper 'Good is Dumb' and left the other pages blank, but my genius was not recognized. A habitual problem, really."

Long pause.

"Ultimately I minored in dance. Yeah. I can really... bust an evil move?"

He cracks himself up.

[thebattycakes]

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