Last Night:

[aj_crawley]

Crowley and Aziraphale enter together, acquire apple martinis, and snark about the toaster and Aziraphale's couch for a bit. Aziraphale muses on the possibility of a guest room. Cue Tonks, and a bit of teasing about Charlie.

Something catches Crowley's eye, and he and Tonks swoop in and shoo Tom away from Moiraine. Mission accomplished, more apple-flavoured drinks are acquired, and the group briefly discuss Dark wizards. Multiple apple-y drinks later, Aziraphale apologises to Tonks for toasting her CD, and it is discovered that Crowley was in Aziraphale's bookshop when it was burned down during the Non-Apocalypse. Aziraphale belatedly freaks out.

Aziraphale and Tonks talk about boys and shopping. Eventually, Aziraphale has drunk enough apple-flavoured alcoholic beverages that Crowley is able to persuade him to sing for Tonks. It reminds Aziraphale and Crowley of home, which depresses them a bit. They decide to remedy this by getting even drunker on even more apple-flavoured drinks. Unfortunately, we all know what happens when these two get drunk. And no, it's not wingsmut. It is, however, quite romantic by their (admittedly low) standards. They share their First Kiss. Crowley Does Not React Well. Aziraphale is upset, and leaves. Crowley follows.

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[goodnightjulia.livejournal.com]

Well, that's just disgusting.

Not Crowley and Aziraphale. God knows they're adorable. "Argus and Dolores are nesting." Ducks, yes.

But of course, that gives me mental images of Potterverse Argus Filch/Dolores Umbridge. And then I start thinking about it and wow, that's an actual canon possibility!

Yeah. It's... yeah.

Ow.

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

My computer hates me.

If I go poof, I was booted.

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[goodnightjulia.livejournal.com]

More Luna-shaped Spam! Yay!

The above link is the reason Luna may be acting wonky in the next week or so. What wonky entails... only my subconcious knows, right now. XD

Yeah, so Dream and Desire are being general bastards and using the mortals as playthings. So, for Dream, that means VERRA BAD NIGHTMARES.

I'm scared now. >

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[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

Summary of Anthy's Monster Thread:

Yall. This thread near abouts killed me. Not to mention the summary.

Our story begins with Anthy torturing an apple with thorns. Hob comes over and snarks at her. Lyra comes over and gives her the patented Lyra Silvertongue Apple Spiel. They get snuggly. There is slash. Lyra asks who frightens Anthy, and Anthy freaks out and disappears.

In another continuum, Hob and Anthy continue snarking. Anthy asks Hob to tell her a story. Hob tells a long sad story about London during the Blitz. Hob and Anthy agree that life sucks and quote Edna St. Vincent Millay at each other. Anthy provokes Hob on the topic of Paul, and there is shouting. They coldly ignore each other and then have a war of wills which ends in Hob's chair tipping over under very mysterious circumstances *cough*Anthy*cough*. Hob is embarassed. Anthy is concerned. Hob falls over again. It is almost slapstick. Akane takes glass out of Hob's hand. Anthy coolly lies about the TRUE cause of the incident.

Paul makes a truly horrifying appearance dressed as a lisping little boy. He is utterly, obnoxiously petulant at Hob. Hob makes an offhand comment about killing cats and Paul freaks out. Once they have both calmed down, Hob offers to get Paul a cat, or one for himself if Paul doesn't like the idea. Paul acts jealous of the proposed Hob cat. A deal is struck that involves Paul being a bit nicer and the possibility of a cat.

At some point HAL appears and offers Chuchu (who he mistakes for Dr. Chandra) some espresso. It is unspeakably hilarious.

Akane and Anthy have an interesting conversation about dreams. Anthy is sad. Ish. Anthy mentions she has a greenhouse now, which makes Hob's puppeteer rather nervous about the fate of the resident angels.

In another continuum, Paul and Anthy discuss Paul's disturbing sudden childishness and whether or not they should play hangman with an actual hanged man. Anthy cracks my shit up. A disturbing conversation about children and adults convinces Paul to grow up. Anthy makes a comment that causes Hob-mun to spit out her tea.

Sob stories? Snarky comments? Shaggy dog jokes? Add 'em below.

Seriously, I love everyone involved in this thread dearly. So dearly.

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[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

Is Bartleby around?

Aziraphael'd like to talk to him...

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[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

(Anathema, I think "Respectable is a good word for it" is my new favourite Milliways saying:D)

Update on the Pubdog threads:

Sirius and Kassandra discuss tea and chess and Moiraine, and Kassandra goes to confront her.

John Constantine comes over and Sirius asks him if he's a wizard in a rather impolite manner; after some thread confusion it diverges into 1. Crowley threatening Constantine if he misuses the remirges he's just given him and 2. Sirius and Constantine being uneasy at each other (Seriously, Constantine, they need to smoke together). It does look rather like sexual tension, now that I think about it *wink*

Charlie appears and Sirius informs him of what he's heard regarding Moiraine, when Kassandra returns from her thread with Moiraine and calmly flips out. Sirius takes her to bed, which I will link to when more has happened there *grins*

Mixed in with these threads is some Gil Roleplay, but you should see it in the links I've just given and it's not a plot advancement at all. (Fun playing with you, Gil! :D)

(Regulus, shall we continue our discussion tonight and just assume Sirius and Regulus missed each other?

Crowley, did Nny talk to you about Kalos' offer?)

Thread Summary

[bythebrook.livejournal.com]

Ophelia talks to Drusilla. They bond over inanimate talking objects. Dru has the perfect chance to do some blood sucking, but inexplicably doesn't take it. Ophelia gives Dru a flower and Dru gets possessive. Drusilla is creepy, in the sweetest possible way.

Fleur and Dru are perfectly civil, much to everyone's surprise. Fleur asks Ophelia out, in a very veela-esque fashion, including subclauses. They run off to have hot lesbian sex.

Milliways: Where everyone finds someone(s).

A Primer on John Constantine

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

I’m quite pleased that people have been wondering about John. It shows I’m doing my job right. John really is a closed-mouthed, lying bastard – when he’s not bragging and bullshitting, that is.

But there’s no reason that I, as his player, can’t give you, as players, a bit of background info. Besides, it’ll amuse me during my down time at work, and probably make a couple of you go out and start reading Hellblazer.

Public Service Announcement: You should know is that there is going to be an absolutely awful movie out soon that completely butchers John’s canon. The makers of this movie are just trying to cash in on the success of other “comic book” movies. They bought the rights to the name, and then completely revamped the character and his universe to turn the movie into a vehicle for Keanu Reeves. The movie that will be called “Constantine” has absolutely nothing to do with the Constantine we fans know. Alan Moore, who created the original character back in “Swamp Thing” many years ago, has disassociated himself from the movie and will not allow his name to be used, even in the context of “inspired by”. Please consider yourself warned!

More information about the “real” John Constantine, as well as information about the travesty of a movie bearing his name, can be found at this site.

( Anyway, this is what is relevant to Milliways: )

muah

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=wingsmut

*smirks*

The Sorceress/Wizard smackdown

[young_tmriddle]

It would appear that there has been a misunderstanding of significant proportions. Summary of events:

Tom speaks with Peter about the threat of Moiraine. Tom worries about Door, as usual.

Tom and Door talk about what to do. Door kindly reminds him that she does not need his permission if she wants to kill Moiraine. Tom gulps. Tom's not about to back down or hide, and he decides to confront Moiraine, hoping that words will be enough to deal with whatever situation presents itself.

Door and Tom walk up to the bar with Tom practically daring Moiraine to come and chat.

Mogget talks to Door and it's all very cute. Mogget warns her to watch out for Moiraine, and he offers the use of his stunning bell collar if it is needed.

Tom and Moiraine commence verbal sparring
Tom says "Madame" in a snotty way frequently, and Moiraine sighs and looks calm and serene. A lot. They discuss differences in magics from each of their worlds, choices, what she plans to do in this world, and the Dark One or lack thereof. Somewhere in there Moiraine asks if Tom can help her with a portal back to her world since she's heard of his talents.


Door enters the conversation and discusses the nature of magic on different worlds.
She and Moiraine also skirt around the issue of Tom, with Door being loyal and Moiraine being enigmatic (what a surprise.)

Tom starts getting tetchy about lack of answers from Moiraine, and he lets his anger get the better of his mouth.

Then he slips up and the magic hits the fan

Moiraine is really only preparing to protect herself by drawing on her power, having sensed the Darkness in Tom - she does not attack. Door, on the other hand, freaks out and tries to open her. Moiraine tries to explain. Aziraphael, Crowley, Will Stanton, and Tonks rush over to help. Willow also enters the scene.

Meanwhile, Tom has had an unintentional reaction to Moiraine's drawing of power. His Darkness calls to the tainted saidin and the saidin rushes into him before he can stop it. So - no evil done by Moiraine intentionally, and no evil done by Tom intentionally.

Tom is lost in hallucinations of all the horrible things he's done or could do as Aziraphael works on healing him. Tom sees the bright white light of the angel and begins to slowly come back from the terrible visions.

Moiraine keeps trying to explain and offers to help Tom by removing the saidin taint he inadvertently drew into himself. Crowley threatens her in wonderful ways and calls her tricksy. Door is released from the Weaving spell by the efforts of Willow and Tonks and rushes to Tom. Regulus and Mat come in, and everyone's on Moiraine's case.


Door rushes to Tom, frantic she's going to lose him.

Door is not about to let Moiraine touch Tom, and Mat doesn't help matters. Crowley promises Door the killing blow if Moiraine does anything. Aziraphael scolds everyone for all the killing talk.

Finally Moiraine is allowed to come help Aziraphael heal Tom.
Moiraine tells Tom that the only way she can heal him is if he releases the saidin.

He does. His magic is intact,and the Dark side of him seems more subdued. He's very sick and out of it. He apologizes to Door. She is nearly very upset, relieved, and scared.

Tom boggles that Moiraine actually helped him. He also makes it clear that he didn't intend to draw the Dark power from her. She seems to realize this is the truth.

Tonks makes sure Door can get Tom back home, and they leave so Tom can get some rest.

Meanwhile, healing Tom has taken it out of Aziraphael and Crowley whisks him out of the bar in an adorable manner, as Aziraphael asks him to "Stay w'me". Awwww....

Peter thanks Moiraine and Aziraphael for helping Tom and tells Moiraine he may have been wrong about her.

Then Peter and Will Stanton chat about the Light and Dark in their respective worlds.

Moiraine has had a rough night, but Mat has a few more choice words for her

So now Moiraine has had time to reflect on the horrid events.

Tom is currently asleep with Door hovering over him, making sure she's there when he wakes up from the nightmares. He still feels sick and very tired, but he'll be fine. He is very pleased to know that he has so many friends at Milliways who would rush to his aid. And he's a little sorry nothing got broken in this fight for Sirius to have to fix.

If I forgot anyone's contribution, or wrote a wrong link, please forgive and let me know so I can fix it. I love you guys!

*has a coughing fit*

[a-tendo.livejournal.com]

*stares at _applejack in mute horror*

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[white-to-gold.livejournal.com]

*Whimpers*

I've been away for a few days (suffering HORRIFIC milliways withdrawal symptoms) and now I don't think I have the slightest hope of catching up with what's been happening here.
The Fool has been ill in bed, and has no clue what's been going on either.
So, if the fool makes an appearance he will be entirely baffled about anything after the big bartleby fight.

*whimpers a bit more*
There's so much stuff I missed, it's not FAIR!

Belated Intro!

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

"Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.

Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end.

Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of the bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set his alarm.

There is only one serious question. And that is:

Who knows how to make love stay?

Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill youself."

--Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

( Clicky! )

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Bartleby's first nightmare

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Akane and Anthy?

Dreams up.

Anthy, yours could stop where it is.

Akane? Yours is most definitely one which needs interaction. Much is planned for it, but you get to try things.

Will Nicholas D. Wolfwood's player be so kind as to give me his LJ name? I had it, didn't add it, and feel like a moron.

Also, Luke Skywalker's player? I need you to tell me where in Luke's canon he is.

And, yes, this is a perpetual casting-call. If people want nightmares, feel free to ping and ask me for them.

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Anthy's Nightmare

Implied squik.

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[leplusbeau]

This is what happens when I get bored at work.

I am even crazier than I thought.

Also, I love you all, my crazy co-crackheads.

Is somebody trying to tell me something?

[wolfen-virtue.livejournal.com]

I am begining to wonder if this is supposed to be a sign.

Today I let Wolf into the bar.
My computer is now acting spazzy and I can't reply (Sorry to those I was talking to!).

Yesterday (monday) I was here but didn't play. Everything was fine.

The first time I played (sunday) the power went out. I was getting ready to leave anyway, but still...


I am not even sure if this will post, truefully if it does I will be amazed -though happy.

My computer is old, it has been on all day, and it is a bit warm in this room. So I'll just shut it off, and try again tomorrow.

Have a pleasant day-night-morning.

-sieda

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[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

No Sirius tonight -- wah, sorry people who were awaiting RP with him -- Benjamin Franklin's house fell on me and I died. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Also my feet fell off.

But the Quakers are very nice people and their meeting house is exceedingly quiet.

*drinks gallons of water*

Ow, my brain.

[ash--evildead.livejournal.com]

Houston, we have backstory.

(So long, sanity. It was nice knowing ya.)

Analyses of Crowley

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

As per my promise to copingoggles, an analysis of Crowley--well, three analyses, but there isn't enough room for all of them in one post. Here's the first one.

daegaer: Actually, I have a theory that Crowley isn't as fallen as he thinks. This ties in to my reading of Adam as not the anti-Christ at all.

I would agree with Daegaer. Crowley has several defining moments, above and beyond his conversion, that indicate that he isn't nearly as damned as he thinks.

( Analysis of Crowley )

*dies*

[ash--evildead.livejournal.com]

Aziraphael and Crowley? I know I'm not the first to say it, but I. LOVE. YOU. GUYS. XD Poor Tonks and Charlie...

mmmkay, time to stop spamming and get back to the fun.

The ULTIMATE Milliways slogan

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Courtesy Luna's information gathering and the fact that I'm really, really, really sick.

Milliways: What space-time continuum is home of the Threadzilla where all the firmly anti turtle-porn sleeping patterns sounds rather explicitly sexual and its just as good as sleeping while your sanity goes to die causing demented wingsmut RP despite the damned timezones-smimezones (a pervy cornucopia of love), respectable is a good word for the cracktastic nature of being doomed and loving it so get your deep fried paradoxes, they're an existential quandrary with every bite, here because daylight is overrated and continuity is a subjective sort of thing so just nod and smile at the pony on that barstool and remember no naked in the bar (read it and wibble) while on the good crack which is better than sex because one universe is far too limiting for the new sleep and your F5 key is a masochist at heart leave your sanity at the door while waiting for your demented angel barfight with the talking cows who flirt with mokeys all your sleep are belonging to us while you are on the way to destruction but we get wingsmut because we know what we're doing when somebody set us up the crack and remember that sleep is for people who don't have a beautiful madness, liek wo; it's not safe out here, it's wondrous, with treasures weirder than Crumple-Horned Snorkacks to satiate desires both subtle and gross but it's not for the timid and all your sleep are pastede on yay!


( the conversation )

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[goodnightjulia.livejournal.com]

*sighs happily*

A bad job well done, as I think Crowley would say. *grin*