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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

As a note:

There will be no nightmares this week. The Madb has a self-portrait due on Wednesday and is nowhere near happy with it.

Casting call for next week will last all week. Ping me on AIM, post here, or e-mail and I'll start thinking about things after Wednesday.

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[rosealie.livejournal.com]

Summary:
Rose shows up again, a bit exasperated. Van Helsing *insert player swoon here* attempts to talk with her. The results are few, mumbled, and painfully embarrassed. Eventually he figures out that as long as she doesn't have to talk she's fine. They play 20 questions as far as jobs, names, etc. goes. She manages to ask what his time-frame is, and the results put her into a mild form of shock. As she's sitting there wondering if this is all a hoax put on by her boss VH drops his hat on her head *insert player swoon again*. The question of magic is raised, and she counters by handing VH a very, very high-tech wrist communicator. He is, understandably, confused. Especially when it starts playing alien pop music. Rose, not being utterly stupid and being quite intrigued by VH and his mentions of werewolves and vampires heads into the broom closet with another communicator and proceeds to flirt horribly with poor VH. She talks about all kinds of things which are un-thought of in his time and manages to utterly confuse the poor guy. He, eventually, manages to convince her that it would be much nicer if she wasn't sitting in a closet teasing him, and offers to take her somewhere quiet and tell her stories about his daring do, which sounds rather implicitly pre-sexual.

My First Threadzilla!

[musical-muse.livejournal.com]

Okay. Summary of the dance thread which, it should be noted, was actually initiated by the brilliant wine_women_song.

Tere sings "The Jolly Beggar", and Dionysus and Moraine take a turn around the floor. Liz, Dora, and Akane watch and Dionysus invites them to come play too. All three decline. A slightly intoxicated Glorfindel comes and want to play, and Tere dances with him. Van Helsing sits by the piano and watches Tere. Tim dances alone, and seems to enjoy it.

At the conclusion of the song, Tere downs a flaming drink and sings Moondance, which thrills Dora, who ends up dancing with Dionysus. Moraine offers to dance with Tim, but he's lost in his own world.

Tere starts "Stompin' at the Savoy" and does a very impressive lindy, complete with aerials, with Dionysus. Desire dances with Anthy. Eventually, Morpheus is pulled in as well. For a while, they dance as a threesome and then Anthy abandons the Endless, much to their chagrin and they dance and discuss the nature of their existences.

Tere sings a Milliways version of "Graceland". Glorfindel asks Liz to dance and they do, until Desire, who is no longer dancing with Morpheus, cuts in, to give Peter a chance with Liz. Glorfindel is freaked out that Desire is dancing with him and ends up running away. Peter and Liz start to talk, Tere gives in to temptation on hearing a line from one of her favourite songs and sings in Peter's ear from across the room. Peter and Liz both get annoyed and go sit at the bar.

Sario comes in and sits by Tere, they discuss various courts they have been part of, and he asks her to dance, though he confesses he cannot dance to the modern music she's singing. She agrees, changes into something more appropriate, and sings a waltz that only they can hear. They both enjoy the dance and return to their seats to talk about the nature of inspiration. He tells her that she inspires him and sings for her for the first time, which delights her. They sing back and forth, she kisses his hand, he kisses the corner of her mouth, and both muns have somewhere else to be.

Tere closes her evening with "Time After Time" and Gil, who has been listening from the kitchen, walks wistfully away.

Huge Kudos to everyone in this thread! It was amazing! Let me know if I missed anything or screwed anything up!

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[giftedthom.livejournal.com]

Okay. This is Anthy-mun, posting in Thom's journal, for the Librarian-mun, who is not a member of this community. CONFUSED YET?

List of Switches
1. Anthy/Thom (anthy_rosebride and giftedthom) Can be found here.
2. Cordelia/Will (veryvorkosigan and sign_seeker) Can be found here.
3. Dinner/Matthew ( milliways_cow and dreams_bird) Can be found here..
4. Glorfindel/Mr. B. Natural (glorious_figure and awakenthespirit) Can be found here.
5. Mr. Wentworth/Librarian (mr_wentworth and ookookook) Can be found here.
6. Reg [kabeleced] and Todd [toddbaby] can be found here.

People currently eating curry and need someone to switch with:
None

This list will be updated as more people are switched.

Argh.

[awakenthespirit.livejournal.com]

I have given up. I'm logged in as someone else, and I've lost track of everywhere I'm in conversation because I'm getting her comment notifications and she's getting mine, and I just accidentally posted this entry in her journal instead of in the Back Room, and the bar is overall even more cracktastic than usual, and I am going to bed.

If you've been in conversation with Glorfindel-in-Mr. B's-body, well, good night. He's wandered off to try and get his room key back from Mr. B, who has his body, and thus his clothes, and thus the contents of his pockets.

CRACK CRACK CRACk

[giftedthom.livejournal.com]

I was going to summarize all of the curry stuff, but . . . no. So here's what Anthy and Thom did this evening.

The insanity begins when Anthy makes her special curry. Thom finds curry intriguing, and eats some along with her. Suddenly, the table explodes! And now it gets complicated, and Anthy and Thom switch bodies and Thom-mun and I switch passwords.

"Anthy" notices that she is not quite herself, and freaks out, prompting Van Helsing to wonder if something's wrong. "Thom" assures him that nothing is. Actual Thom, in Anthy's body, disagrees, and is horrified to discover that he is in "a girl's body, with, with girl things, and...everything!" including a (stricken-out) chest. Anthy is perfectly calm about it, and wants tea, which further upsets Thom, who makes death threats.

Anthy decides that this would be a good time to leave, and heads off to fetch her tea. Thom enters, and there is rather (one-sidedly) heated conversation for a while before Anthy makes the mistake of pointing out that she has a vested interest in Thom not hurting himself while in her body. Thom threatens to go break a few legs, though we all know he is too much of a wuss to actually go through with it. Anthy nonetheless feels the need to ensure her safety by threatening to go see Thom's sister. They come to an Arrangement agreement, and the conversation ends with Thom demanding that Anthy stop "sitting like a girl", and then leaving before he murders her with his bare hands. Thom leaves, and Meg heads over. She is suspicious of Thom's sudden personality change, and tries to figure out who he really is. She will later be suspicious of the monkeyless "Anthy," but not so much, as she does not know Anthy as well.

Eventually Anthy, who is not paying much attention to the fact that she is now in Thom's body, goes off to try to comfort the still-moping Hob. Fortunately, he is too drunk and depressed to notice anything wrong. Thom takes the opportunity to finally get revenge for all the watering, and douses the both of them. Hob takes the opportunity to be even more woebegone. He gets self-destructive and miserable, and Anthy alternates between trying to be helpful and not being able to help and being a little bit aware of some hypocrisy on her end.

Thom, in a separate continuity, also came to commiserate, and Hob is confused when "Anthy" acts rather un-Anthylike and drinks his whiskey. When he voices his confusion, Thom panics and flees.

After using the watering can of doom, Thom hangs out with Paul and Meg. Paul offers to steal "Anthy" a drink, and hits on Thom, whose inexperience with Anthy's short skirt proves troublesome. Thom is understandably disturbed. They discuss "Anthy"'s personalities change, and then Thom has a breakdown, and Paul leaves, though, you know, it's not 'cos Thom told him to.

Thom also greets Will, though he has great difficulties curtseying in the aforementioned skirt, and they chat until Will has his own interesting curry experience.

Anthy, meanwhile, heads off to chat with Desire, but realizes that she cannot bring up the dancing from last night without giving away her true identity. Instead she fakes Thom-ness. Eventually the topic of Anthy comes up, and Anthy, in a very strange way, manages to whine about Thom being mean to her. Touchingly, Desire reveals that Anthy has friends to watch out for her, and Anthy cheerfully suggests that Desire torture Thom. Later.

She also pays Todd a visit, being evil. Then follows an interview of DOOM. Todd interviews "Thom," and Anthy cheerfully says, among other things, that Thom has slept with his sister, is a prostitute, and has a fetish for having water poured on him. It is very, very evil. Eventually Anthy realizes that saying this on tape might make it possible for Thom to hear it, later. She is dead.

In an interesting twist of controlsthedeck, Thom is evil himself with Todd, though it is Todd-as-Regulus. Notable quotes include "I'm Anthy the heartless 'ro-bot' whore. Have you seen my monkey?" Todd, startlingly, flips the fuck out and threatens to kill Anthy, prompting a brief reference to turtle porn, and also fear. Thom-mun and I cling together and shriek on AIM. Thom changes his mind and decides that he wants to be killed, but Todd has also changed his mind, and settles for smacking "Anthy" around a bit. It is not finished, the Desire thread might not be, but I am posted this anyway 'cos it's starting to scare me. Can edit later.

ETA: This is Anthy-mun, by the way. I want my due credit for being stupid enough to summarize this.

ETA2: AND THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN. That is coming tomorrow. For now I sit and laugh at Thom.

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[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

Summary of the bits that Anthy-mun-in-Thom-mun's-journal didn't cover.

Hob is very, very drunk and severely depressed after his ordeal with Lucifer. Holden comes over and is sensible at him before giving up and leaving. There's some stuff with not!Thom and not!Anthy which has been covered, during which Hob breaks a bottle and cuts his hand, then decides to go pass out outside Billy's door.

Before he leaves, but in a different continuity, Paul comes over with a present, which turns out to be a new toothbrush (the old one having been used by Paul to clean some really horrifying medical tools). Hob drunkenly and unwisely says that he hates Paul. The conversation turns really, explicitly, and disturbingly sexual before Paul starts trying to convince Hob to kill himself. Hob isn't going for it. Paul hits him in the mouth before vanishing, taking the toothbrush along with him.

It's all very violent and angsty and sad.

I'm Regulus Black - NOT!

[kabeleced]

Todd's player posting in Reg's MIND. Muhuhahaha?

Er, but no, seriously. Thom's player and I were talking and due to our sick, twisted thread, we would like to contribute a word to the community:

The word is: "whote." It is a verb used to describe the effects the curry has had on all of us tonight.

Example:

"Jesus christ, Regulus Black whoted into Todd, and now Todd is getting all gooey and fluffy in Desire's arms!"

Whote on, boys and girls. :D

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[giftedthom.livejournal.com]

Anthy-mun here again.

Just so you all know, the curry should be worn off by morning. Er. It's 5:30 in the morning where I am (OH GOD), so I'll amend: characters should wake up back in their regular bodies.

Plotting...

[r-daneel-olivaw.livejournal.com]

to take over the world!

Or, you know, not.

Hey all, R. Daneel Olivaw is new to the bar; he got a cryptic message to come find his partner Elijah Baley there. He's been chatting with people for a few days, trying to find some information, entirely unsuccessfully. Daneel needs information to stop an interplanetary crisis.

So, Daneel-mun would like for him to have some information. Which means he needs a volunteer to have sighted Baley/a robot/both and be involved with the kidnapping/murder/whatever of Baley. Daneel-mun's not set in any particular way about how the plot should go, just wanting to have some fun. Non-human would be particularly lovely, as we would get to play with the Three Laws of Robotics in fun and happy ways then, but human's just as good.

Ta,
Ataralas

Edit: Forgot to mention that the Three Laws (Daneel's an Asmovic robot) will figure highly into this, and they are, for the non Asimov fen:
1. No robot may injure a human being, or, through inaction, cause a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Wherein Van Helsing has a long conversation...

[i_vanquish_evil]

Van Helsing begins the evening talking with Ulfin as best he can given that his voice is rather hoarse from the previous night's singing and dancing extravaganza. The conversation is interrupted momentarily by an explosion behind him, which he is assured is not a problem, and turns back to his tea.

A bit later:

He spots a confused looking woman heading toward the bar when he gets up to walk around for a bit. Not discouraged by her lack of vocal communication, save for a few mumbled words to the bar for a drink, he stumbles through a bit of a guessing game with the woman, he later learns is named Rose, to understand who she is. The charades-like conversation continues until Rose takes out, and hands to him, a 'futuristic gadget' that beeps and plays music and looks very foreign to him. She runs off to a closet and he hears a voice through the odd box in his hand. Momentarily baffled, he's mostly speechless until Rose explains the box he's holding. They talk of hovercars, werewovles and vampires, and why she must hide in a closet to speak with him vocally until he decides that finding somewhere else to talk would be beneficial so he doesn't have to speak over the noise of the bar.



[ooc: and that's where I gotta stop *pantpant* until the 'rest of the story' is constructed *g*.]

RL bites.

[indy-go.livejournal.com]

Well, tomorrow is the first day of my new internship (ohhh, jitters), which means I shall be wanting a lovely full night's sleep this evening. Actually, I've got a crazy mad week, so that'll be true for the immediate future.

What this means in Real Terms is that Tonks will be leaving the bar earlier than usual, probably by 12:30-ish eastern US time. So if you've got a bone to pick with her, or just want to hang, please do so sooner rather than later. :)

*cries* I don't want summer to be over!

Lucifer's evening

[fahye.livejournal.com]

(A little bit belated, but I was SO not summarising this last night)

Lucifer enters, thinking about the snatch of Billy's nightmare that he felt. Anthy considerately does not set him on fire.

For purposes of continuity, he is first approached by Thom, who hasn't seen him before. Lucifer is interested by his power, and Thom, despite effort, spectacularly fails to be unimpressed by Lucifer's. They exchange names and Thom realises that he recognises Lucifer from Sario's painting. They talk about the value of power and the nature of truth, and Lucifer gets Thom's life story. Lucifer asks what Thom is looking for, and the discussion turns to power again - Thom even decides to try asking Lucifer for some of his. He is politely refused.

Next is Hob, who is in a good mood after Teh Billy Action. Not for long. Hahaha. Lucifer recognises him as being the person who was there when Billy woke up, and they both get fairly possessive. Lucifer is his normal charming self, and Hob swings between being angry and angsty. This goes on for a while before Lucifer delivers a pointed ultimatum. Hob airs the rest of his residual guilt and asks Lucifer if Billy really wanted to sleep with him. Lucifer is almost reassuring in his reply, but says that Hob now owes him a truth. He then proceeds to be irritatingly cryptic, because at this stage Lucifer-mun is about to fall asleep and drool on her laptop. Hob gets understandably pissed off at being teased and starts to leave, but Lucifer offers him another comforting truth. Hob is so relieved he then puts his foot in it. Twice. Lucifer gets pissy and tells him that because he tried to take everything, he is going to leave him with nothing. Hob is forced to admit that he wants Lucifer and then kiss him, while Billy watches. Lucifer is an utter bastard at him, and then leaves.

This update in the War For Billy has been brought to you by the letters H, A and H.

*sticks tongue out at Art*

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[sweet-beatrice.livejournal.com]

I'm totally unfamiliar with this plot/canon...

Is it going to be bad if Bea discusses Door with the Marquis de Carabas?

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[leplusbeau]

A summary of ridiculously early morning activities, minus the curry switching body fun.

It starts with Fleur being sexy with a toothbrush. This, of course, foreshadows to us all there will be drunken debauchery. Lots of fun things happen in Raph-mun's thread, like talking tree fighting with Akane, Raph and Critchon talk vaguely about pranking each other, and the Incredible French Duo try to get Raph to flirt, respectively. Fleur finally figures out Bernard is coming back and Evil!Meg and Fleur bond and are very french.

Later, the lovely Meg and Fleur decide to celebrate their friendship and French-hood by getting just a bit drunk. There is peer pressure, lots of drinking, political discussions, with newly arrived Margot, as only drunken french woman can, and a tutu.

In a different continuity entirely except not really, the turtle and the veela get cozy and only a little angsty. Everyone then realizes the hour and conveniently falls asleep. And then, a morning after. Whee!

*eyes cross*
I am not allowed again to stay up this late day after a late shift. Arg, my brain hurts. Though I love the hurty. *loves everyone and passes out for a bit* Who needs adverbs? I've got Crack!

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[ulfin-kingsman.livejournal.com]

Right. In the interests of eeeeeevil plotting before I vanish to Ireland, I need a volunteer. Desire has been a bad, bad immortal, and has put a spell of sorts on Ulfin.

He will find himself desperately attracted to the next person who touches him. Preferably a male person, for various reasons.

So, volunteers please. First person to sign up gets to be the victim. ;)

Krycek!

[agent-dkscully.livejournal.com]

I'll try to get a post up tonight. Scully's got a room at Milliways next to Mulder's and has been checking on him quite a bit as he's still unconcious. I believe Mulder!Mun said he'd wake up tonight or tomorrow but I'm sure that depends on when the player gets back to a net accessible computer. As far as I'm concerned (unless you'd like it to be otherwise), Scully is totally unaware of Krycek's presense at Milliways. (He's taken up a room of his own, no?)

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[true_desire]

Alright, folks, thanks to yesterday's cracktastic insanity, I have to get to bed so I can work in the morning. (They frown on calling in sick to work on account of RPG. Bummer.)

Desire is still lurking in the bar: Anyone needing minor lurking and influence out of Desire is welcome to it (and Regulus!player is encouraged to take advantage of this), just drop me a line or link at true.desire [at] gmail.com so I know about it.

Have fun, and see you tomorrow evening!

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[thedarkenedhalf.livejournal.com]

Agh, agh, aghhhhhhhhhhhh!! What did I miss??!! I stayed ofline, one night and there are people in other peoples bodies, by the sound of it Hob got beaten up or summat by Paul and managed to split up with Billy at the same time... What-did-I-miss?!! Begh! *fumes*

Hehehe. Oops.

[glorious-figure.livejournal.com]

Dear Everyone Involved In Movie Night:

It has been pointed out to me that my mother's birthday is tomorrow. I will be spending my night at a restaurant she likes and a movie I don't want to see, rather than on the Internet pretending to be Luke Skywalker. Can we put movie night off to Tuesday, perhaps?

Love,
Luke-mun, Who Forgot To Log Out Of The Glorfindel Account Before Posting This

"Who told you that you were Gloria Swanson?"

[minkhollow]

The ever-popular characterrequest list strikes again:
*I'd still like someone to RP Daria. Or anyone from the show, really. Jodie would be an interesting one to bring in; she could probably do with the relaxation time. XD
*Pseudolus, if anyone else (other than Ji) has seen A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. I figure it's no fair asking her to bring in a third character since I don't want a third, but I'd still like to see the guy around, if at all possible.
*Just about ANYONE from Soap. Chuck and Bob (since they come as a set, and all) or Benson would be particularly fun.