Daily Entertainment: Hanging a Lampshade

[thisisnotajournal]

Did you know that gummy bears and scotch make a great preworkout?

That's because it isn't true.

Today, from thebattycakes!

Post in with your pups who want to play and people can ask them their burning questions about canon and the pups will answer. Questions can be about plot holes, unexplained happenings, motivations, or whatever, and the pup's answers can either be thought out and explained (and of course the answers can be your own headcanon), or not! However they'd like to answer.

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[the_lioness]

Alan(na) of Trebond: the_lioness, The Song of the Lioness quartet, by Tamora Pierce
Grace Hanadarko: headed4hell, Saving Grace TV show
Elizabeth: try_corsets, Pirates of the Caribbean
Thayet: peerless_thayet, Song of the Lioness and other Tortall books
Karou: a_mad_hope, Daughter of Smoke and Bone trilogy
Jim Craig: snowy_river_man, The Man From Snowy River
Doctor Evil: doc_evil, the Austin Powers movies
Lana Kane: truckasaurus_mitts, Archer
and Derek Hale: alpha_loomer, Teen Wolf.

[ceitfianna]

Alanna, what's the most annoying thing about always being surrounded by boys?

Grace, what's your favorite drink?

Derek, what's the most annoying thing about dealing with Stiles and Scott?

[the_lioness]

"Do I have to pick just one thing? I do? Well."

She sighs.

"Not being able to drop my trousers and piss on a tree. I am so sick of the taunts about my modesty every time I hold everyone up to seek a more private spot."

[headed4hell]

"Do I have to pick one? Crap."

A laugh.

"Jack Daniels, if you please."

[thisisnotajournal]

A major-crimes detective after my very own heart. <3

[headed4hell]

:DDD

[alpha_loomer]

"Seriously? Just one?"

He glowers.

"They have their own language. Not literally. Obviously. You know what I mean."

[whatisastiles]

Awww, sounds like somebody's jealous he just doesn't understand Scott like I do.

[alpha_loomer]

NOT SC...






Shut up.

THE BITE IS A GIFT.

[whatisastiles]

Blah blah first rule of werewolf club. Don't talk about werewolf club. Just grunt.

[alpha_loomer]

You watch too many movies.

[whatisastiles]

Says he who understood that reference.

[alpha_loomer]

*snorts*

Not the first time you've made it.

[whatisastiles]

Don't try to distract me by deriding my sense of humor! The fact that I've incorporated an awesome turn of phrase into my repertoire doesn't change the fact that YOU *beat* have seen a movie.

And, dude, you are totally destroying your argument that you can't understand may 'language.'

[alpha_loomer]

*hard look*

I watched it last month. Because you wouldn't shut up about the stupid wolf club thing.

*grabs Stiles by the nape of his neck*

Stop calling it that.

[whatisastiles]

Easy there, killer.

*narrows eyes*

You have a TV? Do you even have working electricity??

[thebattycakes]

Dr. Evil: So obviously you majored in Evil, but what was your minor?

[doc_evil]

"Naturally I pursued many subjects over the years in my quest to achieve the ultimate in an e-vil education. For a time I considered economics, but by then I had met Number Two and also realized it was incredibl-y bo-ring. I moved on to anthropology, but abandoned that the first time my teacher tried to measure my exceptionally evil skull. Yeah. That's a thing.

"My second year I fell in love with a Belgian elbow model named Bernice and had an existential crisis, so I decided to become a philosopher. I titled my term paper 'Good is Dumb' and left the other pages blank, but my genius was not recognized. A habitual problem, really."

Long pause.

"Ultimately I minored in dance. Yeah. I can really... bust an evil move?"

He cracks himself up.

[thebattycakes]

BEST. <3

[alexiscartwheel]

Derek, what do you have against renting an apartment like a normal person?

[alpha_loomer]

Nothing. I just don't see the point. This is my family home.




It's also really great for working out. The fact that the floor might collapse at any minute just makes for an added challenge.

[alexiscartwheel]

Family deathtrap, more like. LITERALLY.

Don't try to hang a pull up bar, you will probably pull down a wall.