This summary took forever - I must be out of shape.

[aj_crawley]

Kassandra and Crowley discuss coffee, dreaming, and Crowley's (entirely literal) lack of a soul. They reminisce about Troy, amongst other things. It appears that Kassandra is one of the only people in this or any other universe who can get Crowley to open up about certain things in his past. Namely, friends. One of them a New York fire-fighter. The conversation teeters on the edge of a very dark place, but the two soldier on, aided by Egyptian wine. The conversation turns to Friend #2, a certain Parisian architect. Crowley then asks Kassandra for a story in return, but she is coy, and then falls asleep.

Meanwhile, due to the miracle of Milliway's chronomultiplicity, Aziraphale and Crowley discuss the IRS, which rather confuses Kassandra. She and the angel have an aside, in which they talk about Crowley, as well as Kassandra's recent revelation to Sirius. It's at this point that James steps in, and he and Kassandra break each other's hearts.

Crowley and Aziraphale continue with their habitual banter, stumbling upon an obscenely good new cocktail along the way. Eventually, there is a teeny, tiny amount of physical contact and (gasp!) comments imbued with slightly less than innocent implications. Perhaps inevitably, this leads to the always rather explicitly sexual-sounding wingsmut. Crowley is a big tease. Huge. Finally, Aziraphale decides that enough is enough and, an excruciating thirty-two comments after first physical contact, there is kissage. In the end, to avoid public indecency, the two make good their escape, and head for Aziraphale's flat.

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[mnt_raph]

Greetings Cats and Kittens,

I'm headed off to bed. Thanks ever so much for putting up with the movie tonight.
I'm not going to freeze the thread, but would appreciate it if people still using it would move to one of their own.
Have pity on my ickle yahoo mail box.

Again, thanks. Ya'll are awesome.

-Raph-Mun.

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[wodans-child.livejournal.com]

As Paul and Adam duke it out :
Anyone else thinking "Fire and Rain" by James Taylor? Maybe that's just me. *hums anyway*

And weallscream? You rock me world. Scare me to death, but still rocking my world. last_adam too; makes me want to read Good Omens again because I haven't in years. I mean...*hides* The dynamic between you two is amazing. *claps*

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[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

Hullo all!

This is a brief, bogglingly early-morning note to let you know that I will be in the Hill Country from Friday morning through Sunday night, far, far from civilization and computers and the like. Thus, neither Hob nor Pepper will be in the bar during that time. I've given Godding rights for Hob to hard_core_dick, samael_diablo, and anthy_rosebride, so those muns should know what's what (except that you are NOT TO BELIEVE ANTHY'S LIES ABOUT HOB AND GOATS!), and last_adam will God Pepper as needed. And when Nny's around, of course, she usually knows what's what with both characters.

If I don't return, know that I've been kidnapped by mutant armadilloes and eaten alive. Mourn me well.

Now I shall go back to writing incredibly filthy Joe/Hob porn. Hurrah Milliways!

-art.

The Seduction of Hob Gadling

[hard-core-dick.livejournal.com]

or, A story in Which Really Fucked Up Things Happen.

Warning: Not for minors or the weak of heart.

Setup: A few days ago, after Billy and Hob slept together, Billy had a most unsettling dream. Then Billy and Lucifer sleep together, and that's when things start to get weird. Lucifer, in the room with Billy, notices.

Tonight!

Joe and Hob are both feeling rather shaky. Something is wrong, very wrong, and Joe doesn't know what it is, but they finally work out that it's to do with Billy and Lucifer. Thoughts are shared, and there's something else hinky going on.

Joe tries to leave, and they both freak out. Hob doesn't want Joe touching him, but Joe can't seem to help himself, and then they're kissing and necking and then Joe is jerking Hob off in the middle of the bar.

They get a room and move it upstairs, where things only get worse. They wind up in bed, and things happen. Both Joe and Hob eventually fall asleep. And it is ALL very explicitly sexual.

Sirius: Joe and Hob are sorry about that whole sex-in-the-bar thing. Except for that they're really not.

Anthy-mun: I have fulfilled my promise! Now I run away and hide. Or sleep.

Mulder/Krycek

[agent-dkscully.livejournal.com]

If you want to do plotty stuff, we can do that here. :) If either of you (or anyone, really) would like to thread sometime this week, let me know and I'll try my best to accommodate!

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[true_desire]

Gyaah!

Come on, people, pretty please -- Take it easy on me today, because player is sick.

Kill character LATER. Kthanxbye!

OOC: SEKRIT MESSAJ to todd_baby

[bloody-awful.livejournal.com]

The thing is, the stuff that John can do "magically" is stuff that the other player has to go along with for their character. For example, in John's canon, he has talked people into killing themselves, into imagining themselves being tortured so their bodies react to the pain and go into shock, things like that.

In this case, I'd simply like for John to give Todd a peek into his mind. Specifically, I want John to give Todd visions of hell and insanity, of being haunted by the souls of those he's killed, of being tortured by demons... all of which has happened to John in his lifetime.

I'd like John to do this by grabbing Todd's head and licking his eyeballs. John is tainted by demon blood and his saliva should burn like acid but leave no lasting effect.

I know this is extreme. Let me know what you think. If you say no go, that's absolutely fine (and I'll delete this post).

(*sorry, but I don't wanna delete the post! waaaah!*)

General warning...

[vampire-brat.livejournal.com]

Due to Socrates' sense of humour, there is now a bowl of hemlock sitting on the bar table - DON'T DRINK IT UNLESS YOU'RE IMMORTAL, OR ALREADY DEAD. Which covers most of you.
Someone should probably get rid of it.

AM.SO.BEHIND.

[itakesouls.livejournal.com]

I have been gone since last monday and was wondering if anyone could possible give me a cliff's notes on the big things I have missed or link me to the main summaries (and Anything involving C & A. I <3 them so bad).

Thanks so much!

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Barnabas, Matthew, and Dinner invite all the other non-human patrons of Milliways to come on over and get drunk with them.

Why? Because we're crazy. Crazy like a moose.

GAAAAAH.

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Giant Info Post O' Doom

... took me long enough. *facepalm*

If anyone has any ideas for character interaction, please find me on AIM or Yahoo or reply here. I'm listening to very angsty music and it's making the plotbunnies nervous.

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[sign-seeker.livejournal.com]

Adam? You and the demon and the angel are killing me here. I'm trying not to scare the pets by giggling too loud.

And Pepper, too. "Where did you fall from?" is possibly the best innocent question ever.

*goes back to snickering*

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[veryvorkosigan]

Is Sirius in tonight?

This is not Threadzilla. This is, like, Thread-Ra. Or something.

[desert-worm.livejournal.com]

Raph starts the movie, drawing the attention of half the bar. Fleur is fascinated by Leia's hair; Luke-mun plays with Legos and is glomped by Todd-mun. Meanwhile, Jenny and Constantine reminisce, and Jenny approves of Constantine's taste in women. Also meanwhile, Raph and Angie meet up; Angie is shocked to discover that the cute human is in fact Raph, and by the time their conversation finishes, apparently the movie is over. Dream keeps an eye on Todd. Meg is confused by the concept of a movie, but she and Fleur quickly settle down to criticizing Leia's hair some more and demanding liberty for the droids while Anathema tries to explain, receives a nickname, discusses the non-Apocalypse, and is shocked to realize who Meg is.

Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Fleur still has not gotten over Leia's hairstyle; it makes her want a doughnut. Snow White gets concerned for Leia. Barnabas, Del's dog, shows up and demands popcorn. Death makes a dirty joke. Regulus takes the title too literally and is hilarious.

Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Joel calls Luke whiny, and Tonks gets protective, along with Todd. Tonks says that 3PO and R2 have a lovely relationship, and, at least to this summarizer, it sounds rather explicitly sexual. Tonks and Todd introduce themselves, since they have something in common. Fleur likes the droids, because they're shiny, and gives Barnabas a doughnut.

Off in their own separate thread, Ginny and Meg chat about birthdays and age restrictions.

Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Various people are sarcastic about the Dark Side. Then, Luke Skywalker walks into the bar, and everything goes even more cracktastic than usual. Raph goggles. Fleur says hello, freaking Luke out. Meg is annoyed and feels that she has been deceived, as she was told the people on the screen were just pictures; she and Anathema talk about reality. Jenny is surprised to see Luke, but manages not to freak him out, opting to freak out Akane instead. Tonks says hello from across the bar, freaking Luke out even further. Then she and Todd leap up and race over to where Luke is standing. Luke assumes Tonks is someone he used to know and tries to play it smooth, but is not successful. Death suggests that Tonks back off a bit, but Luke says it's okay and asks what the hell is going on. Then he sees the burnt-out farm, complete with charred skeletons, on the screen, and freaks out and runs out of the bar. However, he can't leave, and is seriously pissed off. Todd and Tonks try to explain, but Luke is still upset about the idea of people thinking of the war as just a good story, not to mention the fact that the bar keeps giving him too much change. Snow White tries to be reassuring, but gets ignored in the general chaos. Tonks apologizes and suggests Luke stay at the bar; Todd tries to explain some more. Luke is seriously freaked out by Darth Vader's appearance onscreen, so Tonks puts up a sound barrier so that he can't hear the movie; Luke is bewildered, but when she explains that she's a witch, he assumes she's using the Force and calms down. Tonks bails, leaving Luke alone with Todd, but is sweet about it.

Todd tries to explain why Luke ended up at Milliways, but Luke remains confused and asks if there's any kind of flight simulator nearby. Todd is delighted that he and Luke have something in common; Luke is confused by this, and asks if Todd is a pilot. Todd says he's not old enough, which throws Luke, since he's been flying since he was way younger than Todd. The two of them, for the sake of Raph-mun's poor inbox, go and start a new thread. They talk about the war a little; Todd asks what's happening now, and Luke-mun is concerned about giving Todd spoilers. However, the issue does not arise. Todd finally introduces himself properly and gushes a bit. Luke tries to be a good role model, then goes to bed. The muns shower each other with compliments and love.

MEANWHILE, the movie continues. Raph has posted a new section, in which Han proves that he doesn't know that parsecs are in fact a measure of distance (*is a geek*). Fleur thinks Han is hot and wishes he would come to Milliways; it sounds very slightly explicitly sexual (because a summary this long has to have that at least twice). Meg seeks Anthy's aid in her confusion and is still supporting the cause of Droid Liberty. She and Anthy talk about Christine and space aliens, as well as why they're at Milliways. Meanwhile, Ginny-mun admits that she has never seen the movie, thus horribly shocking Todd-mun, Akane-mun, and Snow White-mun.

Raph posts the next portion of the movie. Various people make fun of 3PO. This is a very, very short thread.

Raph posts the next part of the movie. Joel is snarky, as is required of him, but he confuses Anthy. Snow White is concerned that the characters are dumb, but Peter assures her that Leia's the brains of the outfit. In the real action in this thread, Crichton and Meg talk about the weapons in the movie and why Crichton is being pursued by the Peacekeepers.

Raph posts the next part. This is also a short one. Joel continues to be snarky, Snow White considers what she'd do in the characters' position, and Liz wanders in and is all messed up.

And the next bit is also short. Joel is still snarky. Regulus's refined tastes are offended by the showiness, but he is mollified when Peter points out that "it WAS the equivalent of AK'ing a space station."

Finally, Raph posts the last scene. Anthy and Crichton are disappointed that it's over; Todd is beaming at the screen with the affection of a serious fan. Joel and Regulus discuss the rest of the series.

And that's all. *ded*

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[leplusbeau]

*cough*

I win again. *cackles*

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Okay, I said no nightmares this week, but I am opening up a link.

Here is the Garden.

Well, The Garden parts one and two. I am opening this up for people to add their own Gardens to it...anyone can stumble on Dream's Garden so long as they sleep at Milliways. Only people with one of the Keys can get there on a regular basis.

For record: Liz has a key, Peter has a key, and there is a loner key currently in Moiraine's possession.

You don't have to go as deep in detail as Peter did, but if you have a Perfect Garden and want to type it up, go for it. If you don't follow the rules, your post will be screened. They're simple rules. The rules of the garden are as follows:

1) There is no pain or suffering; its a lot like Fiddler's Green in that way
2) Each person can name the Kitten something new
3) You can't change someone else's Garden, but you may define it as bordering on your own
4) You can see the Library from anywhere, but if you want to get into it you need to ping me and RP the trip; it isn't open for the public yet.

Repitition: Anyone who can dream can get to the Garden.

There are a bunch of things that I need to add to the "base Garden post", they'll get there as they get there.

Clarification: You add your "perfect garden" in a new comment. Whatever your character thinks the perfect garden is like.

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[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or is there an utter lack of comment notification tonight? Not really ranting, more in the "just so you know why I took so long to reply" sense.

a general heads-up sort of thing...

[minkhollow]

The various conversations between artsmartscarlet and timsbooks are currently up to 126 comments total. 105 of these are in the first two threads. (And then there're three off-topic comments in the last thread, but since they didn't move the conversation along I didn't include them in my maths.) As such, there will be summaries.
Thing is, we're still going. So, even though I've got everything currently available summarised, I don't know when it'll go up. I'd like to get the whole thing in one go (or possibly two, as the first summary is LONG already).
Huzzah insanity!

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[wodans-child.livejournal.com]

And the doctor is in. *runs and hides* Not that I'm playing right now, but I feel like sharing my terror of a fictional character with you all. 'Cause as much as weallscream freaks me, good_doctor scares me even more.

He's a little bastard ghost, but dammit, he's our little bastard ghost!
-paraphrasing someone talking about Paul  the last time the shit hit the fan Kingdom Hospital-style. Maybe it was John Constantine (?)