Battling Characters (we should so have trading cards)

[aj_crawley]

Crowley, upon arriving, wastes no time in advertising for a sparring partner. That done, he heads out to the lake to warm up. George enquires about the purpose of his training, to which Crowley is rather cryptic. Presently, Snow, Odysseus and the archangel Sariel all wander out in order to offer their services. Crowley agrees, deciding to take them on one at a time.

( Round One - Snow White )

( Round Two - Odysseus, King of Ithaka )

( Interlude - Gut-Punching and Dastardly Schemes )

( Round Three - the Archangel Sariel )

*looks up*

'Kay, that got a bit more detailed than I meant it to. Ah well. What can I say? Beating people up is fun, and I'd like to thank everyone who threw their towel into the ring.

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Summaries tomorrow.

Summary of summary.

Desire and Dream hugged, there was talking, there was drinking, there was Karaoke, Dream was an idiot again, Dream broke the Aes Sedai, more singing, Luci sic'ed bunnies on Desire.

KARAOKE

[aj_crawley]

This is your mod speaking.

Alright, if I got sucked in, I'm bringing as many people as possible down with me.

Everybody, drop what you are doing RIGHT NOW, and join in.

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[no-prisoner.livejournal.com]

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I use gmx for some time now, and never had any complaints about them. Good spam filters, stable service.

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[giftedthom.livejournal.com]

Summary of Sario and Thom's two-person threadzilla.

Sario is in a bad mood because of some (true) things Lucifer said, so of course Thom has to be annoying. Sario asks whom Thom prizes more highly than his Gift, and his answer, like Sario's, is no-one. What nice people they are. Sario tries to find out how Roger killed Thom, but Thom ain't telling. He also asks if Roger fucked Thom, but Thom doesn't really answer that either. Sario refuses to believe that Thom isn't scared of Roger. He also freaks Thom out a little before asking why Roger killed Thom. Thom actually does talk about that, and Sario apologizes for being cruel about it and Thom has a very quick (by his standards) fit of the giggles before fixing Sario's hand. Sario seems to be realizing that when Thom says things about being powerful liek wo he's not kidding around. And is perhaps freaking out a little, which is only fair. Sario proves oddly cute when drunk, although, as Sario-mun puts it, you have to be careful not to think too hard about what he's actually saying. Thom is very interested by Sario's brand of power because, as Sario says, his way's better. Sario asks whether Thom is Gifted and then whether Thom has children which he does not. Nor has he tried. Thom would not like to be ordered to go have sex with a girl. Sario gets very close and offers Thom a choice. Then he kisses Thom and also is insane. Thom freaks out (more) and chooses the knife, not the bed which makes people yell at me. Thom shouts a bit but eventually starts to calm down. Sario is oddly pitying and leaves.

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[true_desire]

Just because I keep going back and giggling over the crack (and I trust Dream will probably do this too, but I'm impatient and want it now)... The songs we sang individually, once we finished with Squirrels:

Girls and Boys - Blur
Float On - Modest Mouse
Two Ladies - Cabaret
I've Got A Theory - Once More With Feeling
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

And with that said, I'll be back to giggling over the crack.


Edit: I have also bought myself the Cabaret Broadway recording because the insanity reminded me mine was stolen in college and I miss it, and it is all your fault. :D

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[samael-diablo.livejournal.com]

Right. Summary of Lucifer's Crazy Evening - as I was raving to various people on various IM services, I played four different versions of the devil for eight hours straight. Ahaha. Fun.

All of these threads occured more or less simultaneously, causing havoc in both my brain and my inbox, but I've shoved them into a vague order to preserve contuinuity for myself and Adam-mun, whose evening was almost as mixed up.

Lucifer's post is here.

( Summary! )

BUNNIES!

[aj_crawley]

*LAUGHS LIKE CRACKWEASEL*

Endless Summary

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Part the First: Breaking Desire
An act in 14 Comments.
Desire stalks over pissy, demanding to know WTF about its dream from a while back.  Dream hugs it and forgives it.  Desire freezes.  Dream continues to hug.  Desire gets suspicious.  Dream explains.  Desire gets petulant.  Dream asks forgiveness.  Desire says no.  Dream walks off, Peter puts his two cents in.  Desire breaks.  There is more hugging.  Close curtain.

Part the Second:  Drunken!Endless
An Act in 203 Comments
Dream and Desire sit at a table talking.  Desire attempts to get Dream to try "Sex On The Pool Table".  Dream admits to having a low alcohol tolerance.  Dream asks about Reg and Moiraine.  Desire denys jokes.  Scotch comes up.  Desire feels shame.  Desire gets Dream another drink.  They dance.  They break apart, collecting Liz and Moiraine.

Liz and Desire dance for a bit.  Peter looks on and vows to learn to dance as well.  Things confuse the Madb.  A wolf cub comes over.  Liz picks it up.  Peter makes the appropriate noises.  Snow takes her child back.  Peter and Liz dance.  It gets highly romantic.  There is kissing.

Moiraine and Dream talk about Desire, and the fact that the two Endless have made amends.  They sit down again.  Desire joins them.  Dream is already getting rather tipsy.  Del shows up.  The conversation hits family, hats,  tickling with bugs, and getting Del someone to love.  Stress?  Goes up.  By a lot.  Dream insists that she wait for it to fine someone good enough.  Del asks good enough for what and lists some things.  Dream says "Yes".  Desire gets really worried.  Dream continues to get drunk, with more vigor now.  Moiraine puts her two cents in, and briefly gets maudlin.  Dream offers to let her borrow his family ("They are difficult, but always around.").  Moiraine calls Dream kind.  He finds that hysterical.  Desire points out that they're worse than just difficult.

Del and Moiraine have a very confused introduction thread.  Just read it.  Dream hugs Moiraine during it.

Desire and Moiraine have a short conversation.

Reg wanders over.  Little does he know how much he'll regret this later.  He and Dream exchange introductions.  Moiraine and Reg catch up.  Reg has troubles with just calling her "Moiraine" instead of "Lady".  Reg and Desire engage in PDA.  All surprised, please have more caffeine.

Desire has begun to have problems with speech.  Dream doesn't even try very hard to make it work.  Desire has an idea, the two Endless (and Moiraine, because Dream has his arm over her shoulders) lean forward.  Karaoke.  Kamikaze Karaoke.  Dream refuses to go alone.  Moiraine trys to wiggle out of it.  Dream refuses to let her.  Actually, Dream demands that everybody sing.  Moiraine trys to pass it off onto Reg.  Reg doesn't know what is going on.  Reg, instead of arguing, gets drunk.

Part the Third-Karaoke!
An Act in 163 Comments
First, Desire picks Squirrels.  This results in tails.  Desire likes its tail.  Moiraine sings as quietly as she can get away with, ignoring her tail.  Reg is just as reluctant, and also ignores the tail.  Dream puts his arm around Moiraine's waist.  Moiraine just wants to get this over with.  Reg is still getting drunk.  Desire starts another song.  Everyone but Desire loses their tail.  Desire is as sloshed as Dream, and rather likes its tail.  Desire steals Moiraine's part.  She doesn't mind. 

Dream starts Float On.  Moiraine decides its all a horrible dream and Reg has given up.  Mat wanders over.  Mat ends up singing, and blushing.  Moiraine attempts to die. 

Dream starts Two Ladies.  Crowley notices, and gets bribed to play piano.  Everyone gets confused.  Dream provides costuming.  Everyone but Desire decides to kill Dream.  James gets dragged into this.  Moiraine does her best to pretend she's not really there.  Dream keeps kissing her hair, which doesn't help.  Mat puts a drink in each hand.  A series of lines which is utterly wrong for the singers.  Mat does something stupid because he's tired of "beedle dee".  This results in Desire using Mat as a human dance pole, a chair, and kisses him.  Reg gets to respond with the next line and "Ooh!  Aah!".  Dream proves that he can leer quite well.  Mat is dazed.  Dream continues to kiss Moiraine's hair.  Mat's head tries to explode.  The song ends, and Dream does something which he doesn't regret...but the timing was wrong.  Dream and Moiraine move elsewhere to talk.  Crowley provides applause in German.

Lucifer joins in with Shiny Happy People.  Everyone is happy that there are no more beedles.  Mat is happy that someone made Moiraine loose her cool.

James starts I've Got A Theory from Buffy.  People take parts.  Desire is Willow and Tara.  Luci is Anya.  James is Giles.  Mat is Xander.  Reg is Buffy.  Everyone gets unnerved.  Luci decides to kill Desire due to having to sing about bunnies.  This starts a snark-war between Luci and Desire.  Luci gets to play with fire.  Things get mushy.  Reg has to sing that he's died twice.  Things continue to be mushy.  Luci has to sing about bunnies again.  The bar acquires Red Demonic Bunnies Of Doom.

The Magic Of Milliways Time allows Dream to be there in time to starts "Bohemian Rhapsody".  Luci sings for Crowley.  Desire gets disturbed.  Reg is swaying and needs help to stand.  Desire has to sing about demons.  Luci has to sing about being stuck.  Dream gives the last lines, and everybody passes out.

Part the Fourth-Dream Apologizes
An Act In 27 Comments
Moiraine and Dream move away from the Karaoke people.  Dream apologizes for everything except kissing her.  Moiraine is shocked.  Dream explains.  Moiraine blames Desire.  Dream says Desire promises no jokes, for what that means.  Moiraine has flash-backs to Zombi!Liz ala Nyarlathotep.  Dream mentions Killalla, and that he doesn't know if he loves Moiraine yet but he could.  Moiraine is floored.   Moiraine asks if he knew that she left a letter.  She admits that she would have done anything to bring him back.  Dream is floored.  There is silence.  Moiraine refuses to apologize, and that's okay.  Dream hears the wrong thing, and apologizes for bothering her.  Moiraine calls him back.  Dream tells her that he's still drunk, and that he doesn't play games.  They agree to not play games.  Dream offers his hand, Moiraine takes it.  Dream kisses her knuckles, and they go separately to bed.

The Anti-Summary

[last_adam]

(argh. posted in the wrong place first. Blame the fried brain.)

Honesetly, people. Over a single week, Adam's involvements have totalled over 1100 comments. I am DED OF THE SUMMARY. Therefore, I give you... the most incomplete summary ever!

Adam shows up. He is happy.

Akane talks to him. My brain goes fizzle and I stop processing new information. Bird people? What?

Akane is menaced by Paul.

Paul and Adam talk and flirt.

The doctor comes over, angry at Paul, and everything becomes a clusterfuck.

Adam tosses Todd in the lake.

Adam and Paul go to bed, and I collapse from exhaustion.

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[moroccofor1year.livejournal.com]

Penny comes down from her room, she sits at the bar. She talks briefly with Desire...
She goes in the corner to a Table and reads her "Rolling Stone" magazine.
Much later she sees Fleur, she goes over to talk to her. Penny Explains that it is just her and her magazine tonight. After Fleur gets a tad uppity thinking the ex-turtle has been hurt, Penny explains that she was hung over and needed food and a bath so she came down. Fleur explain that Penny is going about things, all wrong. Fleur makes it pretty clear some things need to be done before Raph is turned back. Penny lets it slip that she's falling for the ex-turtle. Stopping Fleur in her tracks. They have a heart-to heart about the whole thing. At come point, Bob the Skull shows up and Penny gives him a bad time. They discuss what there is to do in Milliways. Conversation turns for a bit to the ex-turtle. fleur tells him not to mention the cartoon, bits to Raph, bribes of Dirty mags are given.
The conversation turns to Penny. Then to Bob. Penny tells the skull about life in Morocco and her silly hat. Then th obligatory, how'd you get to Milliways stories are shared. Bob makes more attempts to get groupie stories outta Penny. There is a small discussion of what groupies do. More about the turtle.

Penny goes off to talk with Todd. [ok so most of the Todd was happening while talk to a skull but OH WELL]

Todd comes down looking like Shaun Cassady but Penny just tells him he looks good. She lets it be known that she is freindly with people he hates and will not talk to him if he goes off about it. She yells at the bar and gets a Silly hat. She tries to convince Todd that he needs a silly hat. They discuss life and Rolling Stone. Penny goes back to her room...

I NEVER wanna do another thread again ever ever. Though on the roof with a the turtle hasn't been done yet and I have character summaries for another character to do. I love Milliways but clearly I am in over my head *g*

*double takes*

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Anyone (besides, presumably, the mods) know who's playing lady_penny? I must fangirl.

*squee*

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[tropes.livejournal.com]

Hello. Bernard-mun here. Also Mulder-mun.

I am AFK forever. Not really. I have no internet right now at the new house. I'm at my sister's using hers.

So I'll be AFK until I price and order decent service.

I'm really sorry. Who the fuck doesn't even have internet in a house full of people anymore??

-_-

We who are about to die salute you

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

The Milliways Brain-Freeze has started to set in, and I haven't even started Ash's Plot O' Doom yet.

If my brain explodes, someone please make sure I get a nice funeral.

ETA: Scott is still around, because I'm hoping to get some plot threads of his cleared up, so feel free to talk to him. My brain can handle it. No, really. I'm serious.

Sunset

[jcrichton.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday to me!

Attn. Karaoke Singers!

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

I am insane. Tails. You know it, I know it.

I would like pictorial reference for your characters, because I firmly intend to draw the Karaoke group from last night.

Desire, I got you covered. Or something. Non-sexually. Pictures. Yes. I have pictures.

I need everyone else but Dream (obviously).

Anyone who doesn't give me a picture shall end up with a big yellow smiley face.

picture spam

[be-holden.livejournal.com]

whoa! Look at Friede's broody, smoking Holden!!

*jaw hang*

Look at the cool figures in the background. I'm pretty sure you can see Fleur and Crowley - in silhouette.

Oh gawd we're DONE

[last_adam]

*stumbles into the light*

400 comments.

6.5 hours.

We're done.

I love you all, call_me_pepper, a_lioness and most especially giftedthom. I think I've made myself a bit ill. I'm going to go pass out now...

You know you've become addicted to Milliways when . . .

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

You know you've become addicted to Milliways when . . .

Your 'To Read' pile is being strongly influenced by the cast list

You've broken a vow (regardless of wheather it was half-hearted or not) to avoid a specific fandom because of Milliways

You get odd looks due to your new reaction to apples or peaches

You tend to connect random things you see to Milliways (an angel carved out of black glass, a toy dragon, a white cat that seemed like it was looking right at you . . .)

You're sick, sneezing like crazy and not feeling like moving at all, so you think you'll just go on for a little while, to keep caught up. Six hours and a minor plot development later, you realize that you haven't noticed any symptoms since you logged in.

Edit:(just adding more as I think of 'em)

Your character influences your fashion choices. "Would[Insert character's name here] wear this?"

When composing a personal e-mail, you find yourself writing out your actions

You feel the need to add to this list

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[samael-diablo.livejournal.com]

Is Crowley still around?

Only Lucifer just started singing Bohemian Rhapsody...

*is falling off chair*

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[torollthedice.livejournal.com]

FLEUR-MUN! DESIRE-MUN!

YOU TWO. EVIL. SO EVIL.

*Mat-mun dies in fits of laughter and apoplexy.*

Monster summary

[giftedthom.livejournal.com]

Because doing all this alone or indeed putting it into some semblance of order would be painful in many many ways, here it is broken up by the mun who summarized it in order of their character's appearance.

( Cut for length. )

A question that is quite possibly quite stupid

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

What's the policy 'round here about writing for characters who aren't yours? Can we do it if no one's taken them? I ask because I wrote a Puck-Oberon thing and am not sure if I'm allowed, in case an Oberon should enter the game at a later date.

... That was phrased a bit oddly. I hope you all see what I'm getting at.

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[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

My brain is officially broken. Wheeee.

Scott's thread will be summarized in the morning when I'm more coherent. Hellboy's mun is taking care of Ash's thread. (Which, by the way, went NOWHERE. *facepalm*) I've been RPing as various characters since roughtly 3:00. It's now nearly 11:00. Even though my night pales in comparison to the Monster Threads of Yore, I still  CANNOT BELIEVE I FREAKING DID THIS.

And..um... anyone want these? *holds up a bowl of barbecue potato chips*