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[fairest1.livejournal.com]

These are moments that define Milliways for me. I am managing to have a civil conversation with a young Bruice Wayne at the same time as I am swordfighting with a demon. And what has me most concened is the possibility of my mother waking and forgetting her agreement to let me stay up later on weekends.

*runs back to chaos*

Swords 'n' Sandals

[aj_crawley]

Crowley, arriving with Aziraphale's sword, enquires whether anybody present can handle a blade. Holden used to coach a fencing team, but that's not so useful. Raph is impressed, but Crowley needs someone with a more western style. Both Alanna and Snow volunteer their services, but neither have a blade of their own. Snow suggests asking the bar for blunt practice swords. Crowley scoffs.

Kassandra spends a while conversing with Crowley and Tom before being distracted by the arrival of a certain Trojan prince, at which point everything is hugs and tears. Hektor approves of Sirius, Peter and James, but not, so much, of Crowley.

Finally, Tonks comes over and is angry with Crowley for being an inconsiderate bastard. Eventually, however, it is revealed that, really, she is just upset because she considers herself useless (but also because Crowley is an inconsiderate bastard). Crowley tries, with limited success, to reassure Tonks of her usefulness. Tonks decides that she needs a break, and leaves.

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[fairest1.livejournal.com]

Um, don't mean to be an attention-hog or anything, but I'm nursing some cracked ribs in the bar right now and could probably use some medical attention. Just thought I should mention it.

WE'RE DONE THANK YOU GOD WE'RE DONE! *blinks...weeps*

[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

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[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Hi guys,

Sorry I've not been around much -- situation will continue until my phone service is switched on :D

In the meanwhiles, if anyone is suffering through Milliways without Gmail (which can be a huge help) I've got four invites. Drop me a line at copperbadge at gmail dot com and I'll invite the first four.

(Please only do this if you think you really need a gmail address!)

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[ookookook.livejournal.com]

Made this up with Anthy-mun.


Verse 1:
Good old Milliways, brings it to town every time
And carries us aaaaa-long the merry space-time continuminunthingeee...
Background singers: NO THERE IS NO SPACE-TIME CONTINUNUMUMUMUMUM
It waaarps space and time, it's a merry old bar
It's Milliways, it's the crack, it's the brains, an' they're all ins-aaaane
Background singers: we're pinky, we're pinky and the crack insane braaaains!
And we think we're done, but o no!
Eternal happy hour, we're the Milliways crowd,
and we're on crack, the crack, the crack o' Milliways!

Verse 2:
We got demons an' we got flamin' swords,
We got angels and we got apple martinis...
We have a lady of Death, but mind, she's off-duuuty...
Background singers: And curry!
We got Anthy and we got switchin' hot curry,
There's angels from everywhere and they're angels from everytime,
And they haves that Atlantean...

Verse 3:
Dead crack rats man the bar, and we got the good ol' Phantom singin' along...
We got the crack,
we got the brains,
Background singers: SPICY BRAINS!
we got dead princesses from far-off Troy...
We got the hot, we got the fiends, we got the angels, but yeah, we got the -
we got the -

Verse 4:
We got the barbie and the 'my little ponyeee!'
an' we body-switched the turtle an' 'is name is Raph...
There's the Endless, of whom mortals shake an' fear...
Look along, me fiend, and tell me what ya see!
Yer see old gunslinger in dis town, whackin' time wi' a duke from hell...
And then come, come and shee out yer back o' beyond
An' look, an' look quick, for the goat pimpin' ish in town...

Nah, we haven't finished. and we ain't got no chorus either. call it a draft.

Posting for Santa who has no back room access yet.

[giftedthom.livejournal.com]

ETA: No, I am not Santa. Just making that clear.

Santa enters. Anthy wants to know about reindeer, and Santa shares a secret. Anthy figures it out, presents are discussed, and Anthy gives Santa her list. They talk about coal, and Anthy resolves to not be nice.

Paul approaches, and Santa wants to know if he'd like to sit on Santa's lap. Santa crosses some toys off of Paul's list, and Paul is upset that he's getting toys at all. Santa reveals that Paul has, for the last few days, been on the nice list. Paul is upset about that, and wants Santa to put his name back on the naughty list. Paul has no idea why his name would be on the nice list. Paul hits Santa. Santa almost cries. They discuss happiness, as well as Paul's destruction. Santa leaves Paul with thoughts of second chances.

Santa adds the names of Snow White's children to his list.

Young Bruce Wayne wanders over and attempts to kill Santa's player with cute. He, unlike Paul, does want to sit with Santa. Santa's player almost cries, and Santa settles for bringing Bruce a teddy bear. They talk about Bruce's parents, and Santa makes Bruce promise to try and be a little boy.

Scott also comes over and talks to Bruce a bit.

Scott talks to Santa, too, and it seems everybody is a bit unsure about whether or not he's actually Santa. Santa, apparently, needed a little bit of relaxation. They talk about who is naughty and who is nice, and who gets to know such things, as well as the importance of caring for children. Scott heads to bed, and Santa leaves him with some advice.

Mary Poppins arrives and they catch up a bit. Mary flirts with Santa a bit, and offers him the relaxation he was looking for... in the form of a White Russian. They catch up some more and Santa flirts back, but just a little, and far too soon, Mary Poppins has to leave.

Finally, Puck comes over and isn't quite himself. He has questions for Santa about Oberon, but Santa hasn't been to Athens lately. He does, however, convince Puck to confront his problems.

And that is Santa's first night at the bar. Thanks to everybody for playing. :-D

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[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

I'm not feeling well, so my characters probably won't be in tonight. Apologies for anyone who may be inconvienenced.

::insert witty subject line here::

[minkhollow]

Wise move, Strong Bad. VERY wise move.
Jane might be interested in talking later, but the figure-studies line will still go over badly. XD (Incidentally, thanks for finally getting me to check out that website. It'd been recced to me before but I never got around to looking.)

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee.

Peter and Dream broke Desire

Richard

[go-between.livejournal.com]

Um, hi. I'm here because villainny asked my to play and said you lot needed a Richard, so here I am. Seems pretty fun so far.

Anyone who wants to can talk to Richard and whether or not he answers depends on my wack schedule.

^_^

Sending Greetings

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

From villainny. I spoke to her earlier, and she was quite safe and sound and rather happy in her ditch on the side of the road. I couldn't understand much of her incoherent rambling, but I'm fairly certain I heard the words "miss milliways" in there, so I thought I'd pass it on. She says she'll be back soon, but I fear that the lure of the ditch life may be too much for her. Until then, she sends her love.

Attn: Horatio Hornblower

[swordchucks.livejournal.com]

I'm toying with the idea of bringing Jack Aubrey of Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin novels into the bar, but is there room in Milliways for more than one officer of H.M. Navy, circa 1800? You have dibs on the territory.

Right now it's only an idea; if you have even the slightest opposition, I'll be happy to abandon it.

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[jcrichton.livejournal.com]

Crichton's kinda wandering through the House of Arch, not knowing how to get out (and not knowing how he got there). Anyone currently there care to respond to my latest post in milliways_bar and help guide him?

Fighting with a Cheating Demon!....is fun.....

[arch-sariel.livejournal.com]

After a nice fair fight, Sariel and Crowley go back in the bar. Arthur Weasley shows up for a bit before leaving.

Sariel and Crowley talk and Sariel wraps up Crowley's wing and gives him a warning. She tells him that some of her blood got in his wing wound and it's gonna hurt like a motherfucker. It does. To remedy it, she kindly gives him some Atlantean. It helps a little. Sariel notices a disturbance and Crowley goes to step in.

After some kind of a rescue, The three return to the table. Kassandra speaks of some bad visions and Crowley reassures her. 'Skandra asks about Odysseus condition. 'Skandra isn't too pleased with the answer. Sariel tries to reassure her, not fully understanding the situation, and makes 'Skandra rather angry. 'Skandra and Crowley speak of the incident with Lucifer and Crowley expresses his worry. 'Skandra falls asleep and Crowley heads back to his apartment.

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

I just want to make sure people understand.

This was Liz!mun's idea.

The drunk, the squirrels, all of it.

Except for the part about Moiraine. That's breaking her.