Attn.SRM seeking...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bigredhellboy_/]

Hellboy-mun here. As Ash and I plan our SEKRIT PLAN OF PLOTNESS (omg liek whoa), we have discovered we need someone - anyone - who can translate ancient Sumerian texts fromanevilBookoftheDead*cough*.

And by 'translate' I mean 'b.s. in an appropriate to Evil Dead canon way.' Those crazy underlying meanings!

(So, it'd be lovely if anyone who volunteers - please? I'll love you and give you cookies - was familiar with Evil Dead canon.)

*bats eyelashes*

ETA: As if that wasn't enough incentive, imagine the fun this could be! *winning smile*

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[milliways-mods.livejournal.com]

We could use some assistance.

We have received an application from someone wishing to play God in Milliway's. This character could have a huge impact on characters and story lines already in progress, so we think the best idea is to ask for a general consensus on whether or not this is a good plan. Your opinions would be greatly appreciated. Potential-God-mun, please join in, we'd love to hear your thoughts.

Please take the time to comment, because after the decision has been made there's no changing it, and we will kindly draw your attention to this post should complaints be made. We're nice like that.

ETA: God-mun has bowed out. Comments on this entry are now closed.

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[aj_crawley]

I'd like to extend my sincerest apologies to all the people I utterly deserted during RP tonight. I was called to my modly duty by the exploding God-thread of doom.

Um.

Yeah.

*rocks back and forth in chair*

So, in conclusion: SORRY!

Summary

[mynameisbruce.livejournal.com]

Bruce gets out of bed and walks into the bar. Dionysus greets him and asks if he can help him. Bruce ask if Dionysus can bring his parents back. Dionysus doesn't know, and gives Bruce a milkshake before walking off to find out what he can.

Meg comes over to say hello. She asks where Bruce got the milkshake, and is slightly worried when Bruce tells her it was Dionysus. Dionysus returns, and reassures Meg that it is just a milkshake. Dionysus tells Bruce he has not found his parents, but says that if he waits, he can ask someone else who might know. Bruce decides to stay, but doesn't want to be alone, so he asks if he can stay with Snow White. Dionysus says yes, but that she is already asleep and he could give Bruce a key. Bruce is a bit worried about waking her, but Dionysus says that if their is trouble, Bruce can punch him in the nose. Unfortunately, Dionysus then remembers that Bruce won't be able to get into the House of Arch, so he suggests he stay with Lady Tere. Bruce agrees to this, and they introduce themselves.

Meanwhile, Lady Tere has come over. Meg says hello, and they talk about Meg's audition. Tere has been off judging Apollo and Hermes playing the lyre, but now that's she's back, she agrees to watch Meg's dance. Meg is a bit nervous about dancing in front of Bruce, but Tere says it's all right, so Meg begins. Tere watches and provides music, and Meg asks if she can record it. Tere says no, and Meg says that's all right. Meg finishes, and Tere says that it is lovely, but the end needs work. Meg agrees, then tells her that the Phantom has been to Milliways. Tere is worried, and wants to know what the Phantom was doing here. Meg says she doesn't know, because it is a Phantom from another story, and Tere feels pity for him. Meg then mentions that she is also in the other story, and she and Tere plot to take over the world.

Lady Tere also starts talking to Bruce. They exchange pleasantries, then Tere asks Bruce about himself. Bruce tells her, and mentions his parents are gone. Tere wants to know where they went, and Bruce answers, painfully. Tere sings to him, and then gives Bruce a hug, because he wants one. Bruce climbs into her lap, and she asks if he has somewhere to stay. He explains, and she says he can stay with her. She asks if he is ready for bed, and he says yes, so she takes him upstairs.

FIN.

Angsty enough for you?

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[mnt_raph]

Would you believe that Raph started the day in a good mood? Yeah, I thought not, but he did. Might have had something to do with some earlier introspection.

Anyhow, he is quickly met by Divis Mal. An exchange of Kevin Smith-esque banter ensues.

Penny arrives and Raph sends a shot of Tequila her way. The plan was to get her to come to him, the plan was not for her to actually drink it. Damn bluff callers.

There's a minor detour in action as Mal and Raph discuss the nature of bluffs. Raph learns something personal about Mal which makes him uncomfortable. So of course the topic turns to baseball. What? It's a guy thing.

Cripes, I nearly forgot about the convesation between Crichton and Raph, which happened here. There's something wrong, but Raph can't quite put a finger on it. And no, that's not vaguely sexual in the slightest.

Back in Schmoopy Land, Penny and Raph get cute. There's a pause in the action as Penny drops the "B Word". Then there's some snark, a bit about relationship roles, a bit more schmoopyness and the inevitable question gets asked.
Wow, this reads like a Harlequin Romance Novel.
*cues romantic music*
Emotions are explored.
Desires questioned and answered.
Uh....locations decided upon?
*Blinks*

Back to something not so ... um...Schmoopy?
George sets next to Raph.
He snarks at her, and she gets really quiet. Mal wants the skinny, and Raph provides. There's nothing vaguely sexual about it.

Thanks to the wonder of Milliways time, Raph also has the opportunity to have a chat with Meg. She tells Raph about her upcoming audition, and there is Splinter impersonating. They compare scars and talk about her upcoming self defense lessons. Raph decides that Meg talks too fast, and is rather shocked to find that she has levels of hyper as yet unseen. True to form, things end on a snarky note.

There was some stuff with the Bar disappearing, but I'm going to let other people summarize that. Why? Because I am lazy trust their summarization skills.

*Goes to leave*
Whattaya mean, "What happened with Penny and Raph?"
Oh like they're going to just post that stuff for the world to see.
Geez, give them some privacy, nosey people.

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[call-me-pepper.livejournal.com]

Alright, on behalf of Trotsky-mun, who is evil and has mind-corrupting powers of coercion, and who is also LAZY, I present the summary of last night's Trotsky post.

Trotsky's sitting in the bar with an icepick in his head, muttering about revolution. The Doctor comes over to inquire about the icepick. Ramon is discussed. Also the flaws of Communism. Trotsky clearly needs medical attention; however, the Doctor cannot treat him as he has no health insurance *snerk*. The icepick's, er, potency as a phallic symbol is briefly mentioned.

Don Quixote comes over and decides that Trotsky's an enchanted knight, despite Trotsky's denials. Trotsky blathers about the revolution some more. The two decide to get drunk together in the name of Justice. Quixote-mun tries to be clever about Communism. Quixote decides Ramon is Trotsky's loyal squire. Things get drunkenly schmoopy. Trotsky attempts to kiss Quixote; however, Quixote mentions the icepick, and Trotsky dies. The fans are displeased.

Meg comes over and asks about the icepick Ramon is, again, discussed Trotsky utters the funniest thing I have ever read, which I must have on a t-shirt before I die: "I fought Stalin! And all I got was this lousy house in Coyoacan." Then Meg mentions the icepick in his head and he dies. Er. Repeatedly.

Fate comes over and is annoyed at Trotsky for not being dead. There is an epic battle of wills which ends in Trotsky, once again, dying.

Thom comes over. Trotsky calls him a small capitalist. *snerk* Apparently Trotsky is fiendishly clever. He threatens Thom with the wrath of his icepick; however, further discussion of death and icepicks leads to Trotsky's untimely death. Um. Again.

THE END OH MY GOD SHATI YOU OOOOOOOOOOOWE ME.

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Hektor left!

Go read!

He broke 'Skandra again!

Attn Fleur-mun!

[tropes.livejournal.com]

Don't know if you're planning to be in tonight, but I'm only online this afternoon at the cafe and I can't find your email.

Sam and I were talking about the bar, and links to it, and we thought it would be interesting if some of the people who've been working there a lot/a long time start showing minor signs of being linked to the bar. So, if you could do a tiny bit of godding for Bernard, just that he kind of understands your French now and absentmindedly answers in it, I would very much appreciate it.

:-*

Am working on the internet thing, truly.

*sighs and packs up laptop for the trek home to the house of doom*

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[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

This is just a quick note to let people know that as I have various orientation/co-op activities/class wackiness things starting tonight, my schedule is going to be a little unpredictable for a while, till I get it all figured out. I'll still be around; it'll just be later/earlier/a lot more random than usual. So if you're going to be in dire need, for whatever reason, of Hob, Pepper, Odysseus, Don Quixote, or just plain old me, drop me a line at artemisiathegirl(at)gmail(dot)com and we can try and work something out. Thanks ever so much.

*runs off to be antisocial at co-op dinner*

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[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

*wibbles and gestures incomprehensibly at the events happening currently*

You guys are killing me right now.

I love you all.

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[iopenthings]

I (and thus Wensley, Door, Ingress, and Ophelia) have to go for a bit, but should be back within an hour, tops, I very much hope.

So. Pause on Door-stuff. So sorry. On family friends computer.

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[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord. XD

Someone at Milliways must have a direct line to my subconscious, because I keep thinking of characters that would be fun to see and they KEEP SHOWING UP!

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[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Am so making Existential Tea a regular menu item when the bar comes back...

*grins at anthy*