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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

For my sanity would the people who responded to my post here with intent to participate be so kind as to send me summaries of your fandoms?

I haven't seen Ranma 1/2 in years, ditto with reading Wheel of Time, never heard of Anthy's fandom. Luna I can work with, however.

Thank you so much, in advance. It'll make the dreams easier to personalize if I don't need to learn all of your canons.

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[job26.livejournal.com]

[Certainly the murder death of an Angel on the carpet would send some sort of dissponace through the bar, if not the Angelic population?]

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[goodnightjulia.livejournal.com]

Lovely evening all, and I don't think I've ever been as red as that in my life. *grin* Hope you enjoyed the Smutzilla, and I am off to have very pleasant dreams.

G'night! :D

(pubdog, don't kill Luna and Co. for being naked in your bar. XD)

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[bobby-gadling.livejournal.com]

Um, Anthy? I think I might love you. *g* I'm also so, so intrigued that I never talk to the real you OOC while h & a are talking.

Okay. I'm going to pass out in my bed now.

Milliways Theme Song

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

I think it was Luna's player who said something about Milliways needing a theme song.

Having had about two hours sleep, I naturally sat down to write one, based on Les Miserables "Master of the House."

Here it is. Please don't kill me:

( Milliways )

Wow.

[young_tmriddle]

So, those were some interesting threads last night.

You are all very naughty and wicked.

Stay just the way you are ;)

Although I see that now we have Moraine in the mix, Tom might be made a bit... uncomfortable, despite all his efforts. Hmmm... interesting.

Hi, merriman_lyon! Glad to see you finally :P

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[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

In Which Peter Meets A Famous Wizard, and Receives Aid From An Unexpected Quarter

Holy Mother of God

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

*faints*

I've finally made it through (all? most? I hope? I dunno!) the naked!singing!femmeslash-with-a-boy-thrown-in!orgy and

holy crap.

You all are going to have some explaining to do when my flatmate comes home and finds me DEAD.

Kass? Luna? Ophelia? Akane?

eta: and Fleur! How in the hell did I forget Fleur?

I do not know the players, but I love you all to little bits and pieces.

*fans self*

See? Better than destroying the bar while Sirius is gone. Definitely. *nods*

Femmeslash Summary

[bythebrook.livejournal.com]

*takes a deep breath - this is going to be a long one, folks*

At the beginning, Fleur is moody and horny, and she, Ophelia, Luna, and Kassandra sit around smoking and drinking, Fleur only in panties, Ophelia completely nude.

Akane and Crowley appear and discuss the dead angel.

Fleur and Crowley talk in French.

Evil veela tempting begins.

Fleur, Akane, and Luna get drunk, discuss France, and tackle each other.

In the meantime, in the bar, Ophelia has a nervous breakdown. Anthy is creepy, Kassandra is helpful, and it all sounds explicitly sexual.

Ophelia goes outside, where she joins the girls.

It all gets very confusing and splits into too many sub-threads, so they start a new one.

After some more smoking and drinking, which is all towards the beginning fo the thread and you can find it yourself, dammit, things begin to devolve and the entire thread gets very mixed up, so far as time is concerned, but I shall do my best to point out major threads.

Ophelia sings. Ophelia and Luna make out. Fleur burns Luna's clothing. Ophelia and Fleur lick each other. Kassandra joins the party. They do not fade to black. Ophelia is a screamer. Kassandra goes off to fuck Sirius, the lucky girl. Ophelia turns to Luna, which is spread all over the place, but finishes off here. Dionysus appears. Fleur jumps his bones. Ophelia, left alone with Dionysus, freaks out. Forget sounding explicitly sexual - it all is explicitly sexual.

Akane disappears: this gentle summarizer is not sure where to.

Meanwhile, back in the bar, the orgy gets reactions from Will, who should have covered his eyes, Desire, which is pleased with itself, Dionysus, who joins them, Hob, who can't sleep, Paul, who thinks it is disgusting, and Merriman, who is nonplussed.

Fleur goes to bed Luna talks to Door, who finds it all rather weird and says so, much to her mun's amusement, and Akane, who saw a circus but will get nookie later, we promise, and Dionysus. Ophelia is carried inside, but sneaks back outside.

Dream finds it all rather disturbing and gives people clothing.



Erm. I think that's all. If I missed anything, respond and correct me.

Wow, that took almost an hour.

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[kabeleced]

Regulus and Desire, in which...

Regulus asks how Desire knows his name; there are formal introductions and accusations of romanticism; Desire asks for a Sloe Screw and Regulus' player is accused of being far too able to make casual comments about sex in character; Regulus trusts Desire's judgment and gets a tray of snakebites; Desire comments on Regulus' talented hands; Regulus starts going incoherent and ends up talking about Litmus paper; there are more shots fetched; Regulus gets more and more drunk while Desire only pretends to; Regulus comments on Desire's storking skills and Desire says it's had practice; Regulus says he hates the flapping birds do and Desire says he likes birds and gents; Regulus says that if Desire practices making its hands pretty it sure worked; Desire roundabout asks if it's being flirted with and touches Regulus barely; Regulus says Desire looks just as good sideways but slightly more right-side up; Regulus says STACKING and passes out. And then Desire takes Regulus up to his room and leaves. And it all sounded rather explicitly sexual.

It will be Sam's (or Bansh's, to avoid confusion) fault if I have a bruise later, I swear.

Inspired by Peter-mun, a bit of filk.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

To the tune of "Over the Moon"

Last night I had a dream
I found myself in a bar called Milliways
It was hot
My canteen had sprung a leak, and I was thirsty
Out of the abyss walked a Cow -- Bartleby
I asked if she had anything to drink
She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk.
In Milliways, the only thing we drink is absinthe."
She said, "Only thing to do is give in to the crack."
"They've closed everything real down . . .
Like barns, troughs, and good steak dinners . . .
And replaced it all with lakes and flowers and wingsmut,
And there is no way out . . ."

I didn't have to change all that much. Heh.

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[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

So, let me get this ... straight [snerk].

The pairings at Milliways, either formed or still forming, include:

Aziraphael/Crowley
Tom/Door
Sirius/Kassandra
Death/Constantine
Paul/Hob with weird Morpheus and Regulus issues
Bartleby and Fool, with major issues
Sappho/Beatrice
Dinner/Chuchu
Rosencrantz/Guildenstern
Anthy/Lyra (maybe)
Tonks/Charlie (superseding previous Tonks hopeless crush on Aziraphael)
Fleur/just about everyone left in the bar, plus some already named
Did I see some sexual tension involving Peter Pettigrew, the object of which I have now forgotten?

*blinks at list* I'm sure I've forgotten some, but this list is...enough. Milliways: it all sounds rather explicitly sexual, and why are those people having sex with each other anyway?

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[musical-muse.livejournal.com]

The Muse and Willow will be back around 9pm, PDT

Animal Porn!

[muddypetticoats.livejournal.com]

Okay, so not really completely, but that sure got your attention, didn't it? :D

Our story begins with Anthy and Chuchu watering their roses innocently.

The Milliways cow wanders in, looking for a midnight snack to nibble. Instead, she finds Chuchu.

It's love at first sight.

The Cow confesses a bit of an identity crisis, and Anthy kindly confirms that the cow is in fact female, thus sparing Dinner the Milliways Cow from the Blaise Zabini treatment.

A smitten Chuchu invites Dinner for a stroll around the lake, but Dinner is a little nervous about being caught up in the orgy.

Reassured that the orgy has since ceased, Dinner agrees to the walk, with the request that any eating not happen right away. Chuchu agrees, preferring courtship, and presents Dinner with a bouquet of roses. It all sounds rather explicitly sexual.

Anthy weaves Chuchu's roses into a crown for the cow to wear, and Dinner is 'udderly' enraptured. It all sounds even more explicitly sexual.

Anthy sets the lovestruck Chuchu onto the equally besotted Dinner's head, and the two lovebirds (lovemonkey and lovecow?) walk off into the sunset.

The two puppeteers then realize the full extent of their insanity in a series of OOC comments.

There was some other stuff involving Anthy/Akane and Anthy/Hob, but frankly, my brain is now melted, so I ain't touching the rest of the thread. Anthy-mun will be updating that in the comments of this post, I believe. :)

No animals were harmed in the making of this thread. In fact, they all liked it. Thank you, drive through.

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[lord-of-dreams.livejournal.com]

Right. Dream and I will be back later.

He's a bit overwhelmed, and I have a date.

for the record...

[blue_ajah]

Since it appears that a number of people have been warned about Moiraine's presence at Milliways (thanks to pjpettigrew's concern, *grin*), I figured I'd point out that post for background purposes.

Moiraine falls through from Tel'aran'rhiod (the World of Dreams) here. She immediately encounters Mat (torollthedice, and they catch up on things here.

She meets Regulus and finds out more about Milliways here, and then encounters Peter, as well.

After she leaves the bar for the evening, Peter and Mat continue to talk, in which Peter discovers a few things and becomes a bit disturbed at the implications.

Whew. That's about it at present. Moiraine will make her next appearance at Milliways very soon. :)

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[aj_crawley]

Oh. My. GOD.

( *screams in joy* )

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[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

Hey folks -
there appears to be a dead angel in Gil's freezer, and he needs the room.

Can we have some thoughts on the best means of angel corpse disposal, please?

Raph wants to cut his head off and set fire to the body. Gil wants to plant him in the vegtetable plot to get everything off to a good start. Any other ideas?

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[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Dance a thon in the bar!

link

Help, please?

[watch-wait.livejournal.com]

I'm back. After reading through the backlog? OMGOMG I love you all. <3333

And now, I need help. Bartleby is at present locked in his room. What I'd like to do is stay in that room, but be able to have people come in, probably singly, and have a conversation with me, if that makes any sense? And I can't quite see how to do it. Because Sirius ain't going to just leave the key lying around, so I need a rationale for him to let people in. And I really, really doubt that "Because Bartleby asked" is going to cut it.

So, any ideas? *looks at peanut gallery*